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20 Signs She is Hiding Something

posted 7/12/2010 11:10:31 PM |
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1 She won't stop talking !
2 She wants to know how many times you've been married !
3 She won't tell how many men she's slept with !
4 She always needs something to take home to her kids !
5 She has you run all her errands cause she doesn't have any gasoline !
6 You keep seeing her driving up and down the streets waving at guys !
7 She is rarely home !
8 She rarely calls, but when she does....she is needing something !
9 She occasionally stops by unannounced !
10 Her stories never add up !
11 Her Caller ID is always blank !
12 If she gets a call she'll go in the other room for 30 minutes !
13 She'll have unexplained disappearances !
14 On an all evening date, she suddenly has to go home an hour into the date !
15 She needs to go across town for a minute, you sit in the car waiting 45 minutes !
16 She hints that you're seeing someone else !
17 She checks out everything in search of hair !
18 She always leaves something at your house !
19 She'll duck under the dash at sight of certain other cars !
20 She always talks about cooking a meal, but never does !

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Comments:
texasgirl8585

Jul 12 @ 11:15PM  
Do you really want to know the answer to number 3? And are you willing to tell her your answer?
sunny42001

Jul 12 @ 11:17PM  
Chances are if she's looking for hair at your place or leaves things it's 'cause she saw you grab a call and run to the other room. Yeah, I was stupid enough to date a guy who did that all the time (he said it was his kids). But I wasn't stupid enough to marry him....now he's looking at my profiles again...guess "she" wasn't all he hoped. Poor girl! Wow Moon, you really got my dander up....lol, imagine I say we gather up a possee get some torches and go huntin for no good cheatin..whatevers.... hurry
LipGlossQueen9

Jul 12 @ 11:23PM  
I cheated on my ex, and this is all true. Also, if she cries for what seems like no reason, she's probably cheated.
moon_watcher53

Jul 12 @ 11:32PM  
'cause she saw you grab a call and run to the other room
How could I ? I don't own a 'walkie talkie' nor a cell phone ! One Lan phone
is all I need, if I'm not home the answering machine will talk to you !!
hpylady_

Jul 12 @ 11:33PM  
Those are all good reasons to go solo ...
nexstar54

Jul 12 @ 11:45PM  
here are a few more reasons she is hiding something

#21 she wont show you the grocery receipts
# 22 she wont let you look at the odometer on her car
#23 she wont let you look at the checkbook balance
#24 she wont tell you what she did all day while you where at work

more to come later
LJRite

Jul 12 @ 11:53PM  


That was HYSTERICAL and so sad,. I am so sorry you have had to deal with that crap......wow...........
moon_watcher53

Jul 12 @ 11:54PM  
Do you really want to know the answer to number 3?
Sure, that way I'll know if she is a decent lady or just another hooker !!

And are you willing to tell her your answer?
Whats so dishonorable about being married 3 times if perhaps I simply made
3 bad choices ??
if she cries for what seems like no reason
And I always thought it was something I'd done !
#21 she wont show you the grocery receipts
# 22 she wont let you look at the odometer on her car
#23 she wont let you look at the checkbook balance
#24 she wont tell you what she did all day while you where at work
It has been so long I'd forgotten about these, but its true !

Come on guys, lets make it to # 50 !!
LJRite

Jul 12 @ 11:55PM  
and I thought I had trust issues..........
nexstar54

Jul 13 @ 12:02AM  
#25 she cant explain how she got pregnant 5 years after you had a vasectomy
#26 she cant explain why your side of the bed smell like "English Leather" when you wear "Ols Spice"
moon_watcher53

Jul 13 @ 12:03AM  
I am so sorry you have had to deal with that crap......
Life isn't easy for a 'hayseed' that goes to the city to find his fortune and lady !
Maybe sad at the time, but I'm well educated now, probably not quite enough
to compete with the really smart ones, so I mostly
go solo ...
anymore !
moon_watcher53

Jul 13 @ 12:07AM  
#25 she cant explain how she got pregnant 5 years after you had a vasectomy
#27 Not to mention the kinky hair or slanted eyes !!
LJRite

Jul 13 @ 12:10AM  
Well Moon, a lot of these are outrageous to me, out of the lot so far I may be able to confess to a few of these things but it doesnt mean we are always hiding something sinister or cheating. With men it is different and I am not saying men are stupid by any means but when they are in "sneak mode" they tend to be more concerned all of a sudden because they are doing something they dont want to get caught at.

Some of these reasons you give for women are just FUNNY and it isnt that they dont want to tell you, they just want to avoid the confrontation or having to explain 7k x's cause most men dont get it the first time, thats all.
LJRite

Jul 13 @ 12:14AM  
#25 she cant explain how she got pregnant 5 years after you had a vasectomy
#26 she cant explain why your side of the bed smell like "English Leather" when you wear "Ols Spice"

#25 happened to a friend of mine, it broke down a 20 year marriage, but he also NEVER told his wife he had it done until after she was knocked up.

It was PHUCKED up, for sure, they dont even speak now and havent in years.

#26 Do men really wear those scents still???
moon_watcher53

Jul 13 @ 12:23AM  

a lot of these are outrageous to me
Yep, pretty outrageous for sure ! After your blog I got to thinking that there must
be more things that make a person go to wondering and all of a sudden I was
retracing some of my younger years !
Its all about having a big laugh for some, maybe tears for others !

I've rethought this one
#25 she cant explain how she got pregnant 5 years after you had a vasectomy
and have concluded that is was a case of her having an IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION !!
hpylady_

Jul 13 @ 12:36AM  
IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION ..
LJRite

Jul 13 @ 12:37AM  
......NICE

Well, I was reading another article about a book called "Deal Breakers" and let mke tell you, the next man I date, or even see should never expect me to text or call them or email them until we are well into at least 6 months or more, according to this article or book men consider the "Hey You" text more than once the equivalent to 10 ch in's, that is insane........funny, someone once told me I was clingy and I took offensively, now I know what he meant, but I have def curbed my ways since then.
Loinlee_Sole

Jul 13 @ 12:39AM  
i think she is hiding.......the body
LJRite

Jul 13 @ 12:44AM  
IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION

Nothing wrong with saving yourself for the next REAL man that comes along or thinking that your contraption is worth more than giving to someone that cant give you anything in return, that is a waste of every ones time, right
moon_watcher53

Jul 13 @ 12:51AM  
IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION
A bibical term that I can never get spelled correctly !

i think she is hiding.......the body
Only up until the time she starts showing !!
moon_watcher53

Jul 13 @ 1:11AM  
that is a waste of every ones time, right
Right or wrong, we all seem to waste most of our time, in fact isn't all our time
wasted ? Even when doing things we feel are worthwhile and productive, are we
not simply going through motions that make one feel good about oneself ?.
Some things seem annoying and boring, but no different that the opposite, we
are simply doing something with our time and in the final end, it all comes down
to memories we can still remember !!

Memories only live as long as there is someone to remember 'em !!
LJRite

Jul 13 @ 1:34AM  
Who wants guilty memories, I know I dont.........

That is like this guy I know, he was like my first real BF, we have started talking again and a lot of things have been brought up to the surface and he wants to get together which we both know where it will lead. He is married and has no desire to change his situation so why would I want to give myself to someone that can not offer me anymore? Just for a roll in the hay, just to give him what he finally wants? No, I wont go there, memories or not I am not that girl and I dont want to be.

I know men think differently about sex and I can tell you a time when I didnt give a hoot either and didnt need any names, but, things change, people change, feelings change. Women such as myself tend to either go 2 ways down hill and being super promiscuous or they get their shit together and figure out their self worth and for me, I have had enough heartache, pain and sex to last me well into old age.

I think I can hold a few more for someone that is going to do right by me and not want to use me because they feel slighted in some way.
eyesofastranger

Jul 13 @ 6:06AM  
Brilliant Moon
Last night on TV I learned a new word pygmalionism. You could give it try.
Men who can't deal with actual women choose sex dolls. What would happen if you came home and your sex doll was with another man? Is it really the dolls fault?
luneib

Jul 13 @ 6:17AM  
Or if you came home and your sex doll was with a male sex doll.
Fayvorite

Jul 13 @ 8:28AM  
Most of the men I've met are guilty of #1 and #2 at the first meeting. ugh

I hate question #2
moonwillow

Jul 13 @ 10:20AM  
I think we are on number 27 here???

27. she is just "not that into you"

azgirl701

Jul 13 @ 11:05AM  
this is funny guys
ttomtarr

Jul 13 @ 11:18AM  
Major hiding something !

#28 All her tattoos include the words "Hell's Angels".

#29 Her cook book has a "long pig" section.

#30 New stamps show up in her passport after she "stayed home to wash her hair" for the weekend.

#31 She has a digital scale and a case of tiny glass bottles on her kitchen table.

#32 She keeps pick, shovel, and body bags in the trunk of her car.
moon_watcher53

Jul 13 @ 11:36AM  
Pygmalion
PRONUNCIATION:
(pig-MAY-lee-uh-niz-uhm)

MEANING:
noun:
1. The state of being in love with an object of one's own making.
2. The condition of loving an inanimate object such as a statue or image.


ETYMOLOGY:
In Greek mythology, Pygmalion was the king of Cyprus who carved a female figure
in ivory so realistic and beautiful that he fell in love with her. The goddess
Aphrodite took pity on him and responded by bringing the statue to life as
Galatea. Pygmalion married her.


USAGE:
"Sarah Palin has been an exercise in Pygmalionism gone wrong. The most
famous female politician in the world today is a vain and sanctimonious woman of
boundless ambition and no vision."

Thanks Eyesofastranger !

# 33 You notice a ladder leaned up against the house to her second story bedroom window !
Fayvorite

Jul 13 @ 3:11PM  
You notice a ladder leaned up against the house to her second story bedroom window !



That's how my folks caught me sneaking our of the second story at 14!

*rubs butt and it's still sore*
jowi369

Jul 13 @ 5:35PM  
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