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Woke UP My Bird Was Rock Hard Stiff

posted 11/25/2010 12:36:12 PM |
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  ANGRY_MUPPET



Durring the wee hours my bird seems to have gotten stiffer .,rock hard gigantic ol' bird i tell ya



now how in the hell am i going to get those gibletts and neck out of that thing before i slam it in the oven ?

dang it anyway

my chainsaw is down at dads' house


oh well,.,happy stiff bird day everyone,.,..time for some football




Muppet

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Comments:
MrPaul

Nov 25 @ 12:39PM  
gypsy29

Nov 25 @ 12:47PM  
Hee hee, kinda sounds like a personal problem..... LOL

Hope it thaws in time for you to get it cooked before the day is over. Been there myself. ugh!
ANGRY_MUPPET

Nov 25 @ 12:50PM  
i have cool water running over it.,that should soften it up
Wing_Zero_75

Nov 25 @ 12:59PM  
Did your bird get into the viagra?



Larry
Tiramisu4u

Nov 25 @ 1:04PM  
Mup...Fill sink with warm water....submerge bird until it stops making noise and turns blue...

Seriously...every half hour change water to warm again...

Glad you cant hear me say *I told you so...*

OR hear me laughing
1RockinDude

Nov 25 @ 1:07PM  
Have a great one Muppet ! Dang bird ! What did the chicken say before he crossed the road ?
He didnt...He says look at that stupid Turkey !
Angel54214

Nov 25 @ 2:41PM  
Muppet freezed "Big Bird" after the kill!!

The Sesame Street neighborhood will never be the same!

http://www.sesamestreet.org/onair/characters/big_bird
ohtayicu

Nov 25 @ 5:52PM  

ice auger??? ... ...

have a fun turkey day.
Dirtdigger

Nov 25 @ 7:10PM  
mine too
GiaBella

Nov 25 @ 7:56PM  
You can cook tom gobbler frozen you know, add 2 - 1/2 hours to the original time and 1/2 way thru pull that nasty stuff out from inside, don your gloves, stuff him and back in he goes!
Loreli

Nov 25 @ 10:37PM  
Awww
Hope it worked out!
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