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A man's favorite fairy tale----humor

posted 3/2/2011 5:55:50 PM |
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  Kentuck


A f***ING FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess" Will you marry me?" The Princess said HELL NO!!. And the Prince lived happily ever after and:
1. rode motorcycles
2. f***ed skinny big- titty broads,
3. hunted and went fishing
4. played golf
5. raced cars,
6. went to naked bars
7. dated women half his age
8. drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan
9. never heard bitching,
10. never paid child support or alimony,
11. ate pussies,
12. ass-f***ed cheerleaders,
13. kept his house and guns,
14. never got cheated on while he was at work,
15. all his friends and family thought he was f***ing
cool as hell
16. had tons of money in the bank
17. and left the toilet seat up .....
The end.



Now isn't this better than political lies.

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Comments:
amvet

Mar 2 @ 7:13PM  
Only if you are as demented as you are. Made any more 3000 yards shots lately. Carlos wants to meet you. Don't know who Carlos is, just ask any true competition rifleman or sniper.
Wing_Zero_75

Mar 2 @ 9:29PM  
I love a happy ending.

Larry
Tiramisu4u

Mar 2 @ 10:07PM  
Stick to your list...the female species will be a lot happier if you did...
newlife2006

Mar 2 @ 10:44PM  
This is a great story with happy ending - especially for the smart Princess...
After she escaped life of misery for being associated with an asshole, she used her precious time to get education ,started successful business, got herself beautiful home in the most coveted area to entertain friends , traveled the world on her yacht and dated great guys, married handsome young CEO and lived happily ever after.
hellpleasure

Mar 2 @ 11:51PM  
But makes me wonder what did the Princess do ?
exvagabond

Mar 3 @ 2:17AM  
…married handsome young CEO and lived happily ever after.

…on alimony, naturally.
matchless159

Mar 3 @ 9:23AM  
no wonder some people are single and on dating sites....
matchless159

Mar 3 @ 9:25AM  
But makes me wonder what did the Princess do ?

See Queen Elizabeth the First for details.
matchless159

Mar 3 @ 9:34AM  

…married handsome young CEO and lived happily ever after.

…on alimony, naturally.

CuffnKiss

Mar 23 @ 2:14PM  
LMFAO Ya gotta know Kentuck to know he's really just being a smart ass but here's the happy ending for the VERY LUCKY princess...

she gets to..

Not spend all day cooking, cleaning and hearing that his mom's cooking is better.

Not having to choose between swallowing or spitting.

Faking her orgasms and pretending his tiny dick is 'the biggest best I ever had'

Not sitting on the wet toilet seat that Mr. short dick is just too lazy to lift.

Going thru pregnancy, labor pains, thus keeping her lovely boobs and no
stretchmarks.

Goes shopping with her friends, gets her nails done whenever she wants instead of fixing snacks for and cleaning up after him and his drunk sports watching buds.

Meanwhile those skinny big (fake) titted girls Mr.Lucky is banging ...
(A) give him crabs, an STD and after spending the money he needed to get her to bed in the first place... disappears in the Mustang he bought her with the 24 year old guy she's REALLY been banging during the entire time.

And once Mr. Lucky's money is gone (the lucky princess just happens to have money of her own) he finds himself chowing off the dollar menu at MacDonalds and wacking his pud to the old porn on the tv at the motel he lives at.


lovestobake

Mar 23 @ 2:59PM  
I know it is a joke, but; who cares what the Princess did.
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