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posted 6/5/2011 8:47:25 AM |
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Attn. Borty

The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties.
“After all, dear," she said, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"

"No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver."


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Comments:
loisagain

Jun 5 @ 10:53AM  



shyvibe

Jun 5 @ 11:35AM  
its not dead. its just resting.......
hpylady_

Jun 5 @ 2:16PM  
and wife said ....WRONG ANSWER!!

bardnsage

Jun 5 @ 2:50PM  
“After all, dear," she said, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"

That's why I bought her the expensive lipstick.
Fayvorite

Jun 5 @ 3:37PM  
Damn I want it all

Expensive

lipstick, panties and perfume.

Read my lips

guess which ones I'm pointing to?
bardnsage

Jun 5 @ 4:07PM  



Angel1964

Jun 5 @ 4:10PM  

"Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver."



After a comment like that .... it might as well be dead.. because he ain't getting any...LOL

bluewind37

Jun 5 @ 6:42PM  
bardnsage

Jun 5 @ 7:06PM  
Dead,,, ain't going to phase him. But,, if you let it go visiting at other places,,, that might get his attention.
Fayvorite

Jun 5 @ 8:00PM  
This is what the name of the song would be if I wrote it!

Touch This
Fayvorite

Jun 5 @ 8:01PM  
guess what I'm pointing to?

Borty

Jun 5 @ 10:36PM  
He should have bought her a pair of Bort.s vibrating panties.

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