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Many people have pets. Some have dogs, some have cats, and others have exotic pets. My last pet was a small terrier I called Bunky. She was a great dog. Jumped around all the time. Great lap dog. Currently I have a pet troll. I call him Melvin. He is not house broken. He craps all over the place. He is really a pest. On top of that he is impotent. I put up with him because he entertains me. He follows me all over the place. Even when I am conversing with my friends, he doesn't shut up. He barks at everybody My friends don't want anything to do with him when they come over and I can't say that I blame them. A lot of my friends have taken measures to ensure he never comes onto their yards. Oh well maybe one day he will run away from home, go to another town, and bother some other people.

...................................................A S Melvin......................

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Sep 13 @ 3:15PM  
And still people won't quit feeding Melvin.

Just for the record, I have no idea who your Melvin is.

Sep 13 @ 3:17PM  
Verily brother Willy,
if thy pet troll beist impotent,
puttest ye Viagra tablets,
into his food dish.

This will putest,
ye spring into his step,
and perchance putest him,
in ye better frame,
of mind.


Sep 13 @ 6:00PM  
Bet he humps people's legs too and pees on the floor too! Looks like a giant booger!

Sep 14 @ 5:59AM  
It's best to not open his blogs anymore, nor will I, anyone looking at his obsession with the two of us will judge him by his own ignorance. I've made sure of avoiding to mention him on any of my blogs. If I see any comments made by him about me on other peoples blogs I'll just say: f*** off simpleton. It makes me feel better.

Sep 14 @ 6:36AM  
And he's not the only one making a fool of himself for the whole world to see.

Sep 14 @ 9:19AM  
^^^I'm glad you finally came clean and admitted it. Now kindly get your ass to an A.A. meeting and sober up.

Sep 14 @ 9:24AM  
f*** off little prick.

Sep 14 @ 9:26AM  
Wow the little prick likes being told to f*** off.
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