Well, I received an e-mail back from Ben, in our “diplomatic-speak”. Apparently, Ben has decided that after he returns to Florida from his trip in October, that he will not be going to Argentina with Roger. He now feels it'd be better, if he stayed here and established roots, went to school, and got a job. Anyway here's his “telegram” back to our Prime Minister (Note: Paragraphs have been spaced for easier reading. For privacy purposes, Ben's real name, as it appears, has been change to, well..Ben. Some words in the message have a certain symbolic meaning. Comments which appear in bold are explanations I inserted to explain those meanings.):
To The Prime Minister of The United Federated Republic of Albouscavia:
After the Batiata wars and the overthrow of The NLAG government (the church Ben used to go to), Pentecostia has been in a state of turmoil. That explains why they carried a resentment towards the Torian government's (my ex-girlfriend) involvement with the NLAG church. When the Pentecostian government was held captive by The Hialean Horizoner's they forced the discharge planner Mark to send them to an ALF in Broward county. After an audience with The Guyanese assistant Sheila, she threatened to Baker Act the president of Pentecostia, and that would've got the president committed to South Florida State Hospital. Also SSD wanted to interview Pentecostia which could,ve resulted in them losing their benefits. So the Pentecostian's needed a distraction, to buy them some time to make some money and get them a new piece of property to settle their independent peoples. You see The Pentecostian's were living on borrowed time from September to December in the Torian efficiency. and when they lost that efficiency, they became devastated thats why they had to make this odyssey to learn how to be independent, and make some money at the same time. Also to see the U.S.A. at the same time. You know this may be the last trip for the Pentecostian people for a long time. Because we need to rebuild our country and get our feet on the ground. If we keep going from place to place, Pentecostia will have no roots to grow from. It's like replanting a tree from place to place, and if it's roots are not in the ground long enough, it will die. You see, Pentecostia will die if they can't find a place to live.
The Wiseharter party head (this is another of Ben's friends) said this, "You need to find a place to live and plan to stay there for a long time." Thats why we need to be in South Florida after this trip and use the extra money to go to school, and earn a degree. We may not go to Argentina in order to accomplish this feat.
Well I hope you get this message.
sincerly The Supreme Shepard of The Christian Republic of Pentecostia
Ben
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To the Supreme Shepard of Pentecostia:
The Prime Minister has received your telegram and he sends his thanks. We look forward to your arrival back in Florida in October. Good luck and have a safe journey to Phoenix.
Sincerely,
The Fuchian, of the State of Fuchia, of the United Federated Republic of Albouscavia, on behalf of the Prime Minister
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