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The Boss of MD

posted 3/23/2018 1:39:33 PM |
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  SimplyImp

It seems, everyone wants to be boss of MD, intentionally stretching pages by adding long links and not shortening them in a link shortener, manipulating the last commented on column, writing attack blogs after attack blogs. This is a perfect analogy of being a boss.

"THE BRAIN SAID : Since I control everything and do all the work I should be boss.

THE FEET SAID: Since I carry man where he wants to go and get him to do what the Brain wants, I should be boss.

THE HANDS SAID: Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep all the rest of you going, I should be boss.

THE EYES SAID: Since I must look out for all of you and tell you where danger lurks, I should be boss.

And so it went with the Heart, the Ears, and the Lungs.

Finally the Asshole spoke up and demanded that he be boss. All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of an asshole being boss.

The Asshole was so angered that he blocked himself off and refused to function. Soon the Brain was feverish, the Eyes crossed and ached, the Feet were too weak to walk, the Hands hung limply at his side, the Heart and Lungs struggled to keep going.

All pleaded with the Brain to relent and let the Asshole be boss, and so it happened. All parts did the work and the Asshole just bossed and passed out a lot of shit.

MORAL: You don't have to be a brain to be boss, just an Asshole."

Just because you're an a-hole, doesn't make you boss though, and manipulating the last commented on list to show only one's own blogs is incredibly selfish as well as confirming your a-hole status.





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Comments:
fred605

Mar 23 @ 1:44PM  
Sister Simply!,
thou must refrain from using,
vulgarity to maketh,
thy point.
SimplyImp

Mar 23 @ 1:47PM  
I didn't make up the joke, fred, I just re-posted it. And in my own words, I didn't use profanity, if you'll note.



medusa941

Mar 23 @ 3:21PM  
So true ..so true......on all points !
Fayvorite

Mar 23 @ 3:41PM  
And best of all you don't need to create socks to kudo yourself or manipulate the blogs. Anyone doing so is on the same level as Drac and he is proud of that level. It's who hates him that is identical to him and can't see it. But we can.
SimplyImp

Mar 23 @ 3:49PM  
Medusa - yup.

SimplyImp

Mar 23 @ 3:52PM  
Fay - isn't that the truth!? Whatever.

I'm so glad I have other things to occupy my time than to fret about who's commenting or not commenting on my blogs, or about me. Who cares?

Fayvorite

Mar 23 @ 7:12PM  
bumper blog
jimnastics1

Mar 23 @ 9:01PM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYLb7WUtYt8

or simply click here
LeMeTellYouSomThing

Mar 24 @ 9:42AM  
quit writing about ducks and shit that no one cares about.
a_simple_man

Mar 24 @ 2:40PM  
he's not the real deal.... but an imposter....


sigh.......
SimplyImp

Mar 24 @ 2:43PM  
I know that, as the real one was already blocked yesterday.

Some people show their neuroses in spades when they have to make sock puppets up to gain attention.



Fayvorite

Mar 29 @ 1:21PM  
Some people show their neuroses in spades when they have to make sock puppets up to gain attention.

She is such a narcissist she thinks she is fooling everyone with her socks, as if someone real would praise her. Oh come on now, she has lost her marbles.

Anyone who enjoys annoying someone else like she is doing to so many and then crying ...oh poor me why are the Bullys attacking...what a disgusting heart is inside her body.

And I don't believe she has an app - that is all ego.
Fayvorite

Apr 9 @ 7:18AM  
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