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Response to z_bach's "Advice to Women" blog

posted 1/8/2007 10:38:35 PM |
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  FrumiousBandersnatch

(Copied from z_bach's "Advice to Women" comments, with his kind and gracious permission)

On behalf of my fellow members of NATAC (Neanderthals Attempting to Avoid Celibacy), please accept our humble thanks for your efforts on our behalf. We are honored to find ourselves considered "#1" in your blog. We are hopeful that the women reading your advice will take it to heart. In our rudimentary cognitive perspective "don't desert him every time" means that sometimes (occasionally?) they will "desert" and return to the cave. The same can be said for "don't immediately run away" . . .as it leaves the cave return as an open question after the immediacy has passed.

. . .slightly.

On an only slight related matter, my fellow Draggers of the Knuckles, Neanderthals and Troglodytes respectfully request that the female reader's to assist our easily confused selves in one particular area of conflict.

Ladies: In order to avoid unwanted and inadvertent participation in the whole "sniffing . . . poking . . . *bonk* on the head . . .drag back to the cave by the hair" scenario, please refrain from any comments or casual interest in the size, girth and/or attractiveness of our clubs.

Your humble servant in petrifaction,

Frumious

NATAC member #4 of 20 (our membership rolls are severely constrained by the limits placed on our ability to count . . .only 20 digits, yanno)

NATAC . . .where "going clubbing" has an completely different meaning . ..

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Comments:
VaPeppermintPatti

Jan 8 @ 11:00PM  
luvshorses644

Jan 8 @ 11:25PM  
Dear NATAC #4.. for a Neanderthal, you use awful big words.. are you, are you, Daniel Websterstone of the Ice Age?

Keep on clubbing NB.. you never know when love will hit you over the head with one of their very own fashioned by their two hands feminine neanderthal women who ranked you as #1.

*ya crack me up ya trip*

P.S. if yall stand shoulder to shoulder, counting can be attained past the 20 mark... as there may be more digits upon which to point them large hairy fingers.. or then.. maybe not.....
ExplodedCaesar

Jan 9 @ 12:42AM  
very clever
UnicornLover1962

Jan 9 @ 3:17AM  
oh my gosh FB this is awesome and a great follow up to z_bach's blog!

from a lady who has found her own neanderthal, i avidly suggest that women take a longer look at those who drag their knuckles. i'm a big girl, and my guy literally swept me off my feet!

but be careful, they don't take joking too seriously, remember the geico commercials?

huggles

mel

DoorWatcher

Jan 9 @ 5:44AM  
albertafire

Jan 11 @ 9:31PM  

loved the blog..
dchrystal

Jan 13 @ 9:55PM  
Neanderthals Attempting to Avoid Celibacy --- One does not avoid celibacy, one chooses it. In an attempt to continue the genetic lineage of the Neanderthal species we will search for you an acceptable partner. We are assuming that someone dressed in a wolly mammoth costume would do?
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Response to z_bach's "Advice to Women" blog