A large and dangerous man stood in the doorway of the tavern with two limp, thoroughly confused rag dolls tucked under his arms.
“What are you gonna do to us?”
“Oh, probably nothing. I like men.”
“Men?” asked Angela
Ha ha hee hee smirgled Baruch. Then, whispering to Angela, “Men! See: I told you that your breasts are too small.”
“Uhm .. if I told you that I wasn’t a man, what would happen … exactly?” Angela inquired.
A large and dangerous gaze leveled itself at the woman. “I would crush you into tiny bits and toss you into the fire.” , came the casual reply.
“Oh .. okay .. that’s fine. I’m a man. But, in accordance with my religious beliefs, I never let ANYONE near my penis on the first date. You understand, don’t you?”
“No, I can’t say as I do. I thought only the males had penises.”
“The male whats? I mean, if I am a man … huh?”
“I thought you were a female man. I need a female man and a male man. I don’t need two males; that would never do. I am sorry .. I am afraid I’ll have to crush you anyway.”
“NO .. wait! Uhm .. what .. exactly .. do you need this female and male man for?”
“For breeding purposes.”
“Uh huh… breeding with….. “
A large and dangerous chuckle shook the large and dangerous man’s frame, causing several sets of ribs to creak in pain. “With each other!”
Angela looked up into the large and dangerous eyes .. she looked at Baruch, who smiled a lascivious smile. “Nope .. I’m definitely a male. Crush me!”
“No wait …” screamed Baruch .. “She’s lying! Don’t crush her .. please don’t crush her!”
The large and dangerous man peered at them each in turn, questioning in his gaze. Setting them down and beckoning them to follow, he stepped inside. “ I think we need to talk.”
Talk they did, long into the night; the large and dangerous man explaining his mission ….
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