My Recliner of Rage, Things that suck.... posted 2/16/2007 10:36:31 PM | 8 kudos what's this?     report abuse

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This is a list of things that I think suck. Now, as usual I warn you. I ain't right, learn to laugh at yourself.

Salesclerks that won’t shut up:
How many fricken times have you stood in line, late for work, maybe just pissed that your significant other just said something stupid and you can't kill him or her...and that fkng illiterate mthrfker of a clerk won't shut the hell up. The line stretches from the counter to beverage freezer and this fknut is discussing the days events with an equally fkd up dipshit that keeps the conversation going. I advocate being able to shoot these fkweeds on sight. You suck.

David Duke:
Oh you're a piece of work, how in the world have you survived so long you fktard. I'd pay good money on pay per view to see you dragged behind a 64 Chevy P/U ya shitbird.

Love me, I’m "Fluffy" and deserve your affection:
I had to edit this one, I was apparently insensitive to those of the fluffy status. Fluffy meaning, in this case, huge. Now, yes, you're overweight, glad you're ok with that. That does not mean I have to be attracted to it. Don't make it sound like us men have to accept it, I may find you attractive due to personality, but..ehh. You Suck

Thin people who think they’re fat:
STFU, you're thin, you're everything everyone else wants to be, you and your "I feel so fat". You suck too.

Charles Rangel:
You're another piece of fkng work you racist mthrfker. While studying the ratio of troops being wounded and killed in battle, he attempted to pull the race card. When the dipshit realized that wouldn't work, he dropped it. Dumbass, You suck.

Tom Metzger:
Hi Tom, you fkn waste of chromosomes. I'd really like to see a cage match with you and that equally fkd up moron Duke against a couple of very large black sex offenders.

Happy people at 5am:
I will literally show up on the 5 o'clock news someday, accused of ripping the head off of some happy fk and shitting down their open neck-hole. You really suck. Unless you're incredibly attractive, then it's ok.

White/Asian kids and Ebonics:
Oh for fks sake, shut up yo. You aren't black, seriously, you're white or asian. You look like a fkg idjit, you sound like a fkg idjit, you are a fkg idjit. It's part of the black culture, regardless of how you feel about it, but copying it and making it your own when you AIN'T black earns you a YOU SUCK, morons. And turn the fkg bass down retard.

Sensitive wussy boys:
Please, grow a set of balls, pull up your big boy panties. We all suck, trying to hide it through sweet words, empathy for the female gender and crap just makes the rest of us think, wtf, who cut your nads ya fkg chickboy. We laugh at you. Be a man, You Suck.

Republicans and Democrats:
You just Suck. I hope you all swallow your tongues.

Native American Crybabies:
I had NOTHING to do with all the shit that happened to you 200 fking years ago. Get over it, we aren't raiding you anymore, actually if you count your casinos, maybe we are. The problem you have is alcohol, teenage pregnancy, laziness and this woe is me attitude. Enough already, you don't have to worry about people Bic'ing your tee pee dumbass. Go to school. You Suck and will NEVER get an apology from me, too fkg bad. And another thing, if you're 1/16th or whatever Cherokee, no one cares. Seems like the thing to say these days..."Like me, I'm 1/100th Sioux"...stfu. Real Native Americans are probably quite embarrassed you even mention it.

The Apology Culture:
Yes, we BBQ'd the Japs during WW2, twice. You're fkg lucky it wasn't more. Had we not, I might not even be here. My father spent 4 years shooting your gadget building asses. You in turn killed prisoners on a daily basis. You raped and pillaged your way through lands not yours. You took women and forced them into prostitution. You had the nerve to attack us and then WHINE when we parking-lotted Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Oh, so we interned, read “imprisoned” some Japanese during the war, shipped you off to Manzanita and crap. Your buddies bombed the fk out of us. We're even. Things were different back then, we aren't shipping off every Middle Easterner now are we? Different time, different circumstances, it's over. Boo fkg hoo.

People who hunt with dogs and hunt behind fences:
Yes, I'm still basically a hunter. Not much anymore, but wildlife control is necessary sometimes. But you idjits out there setting your fkg dogs on wildlife and letting them rip the animal apart should be caged with a very hungry grizzly you fkg sad excuse for a hunter. Where's the respect? You don't hunt, you follow a dog ya dumbass. And you fkg dickheads hunting behind fences, oh yeah, you're a big hunting man/woman. Whatever happened to fair chase you window licking fktards.

Fat people in Spandex and tight fitting clothes:
This is just wrong. Did someone tell you at one time you looked good as the Michelin Man? WTF?

Reporters and Hurricane/Tornado victims:
When? WHEN will a reporter actually interview a tornado/hurricane victim that isn't a toothless skinny guy with a 500lb wife?


I pretty much apologize to everyone..it's Sci's fault for leaving me unsupervised.

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