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Jeff Foxworthy's view on Ohio

posted 2/18/2007 10:41:07 AM |
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This may have already been posted at one time or another, but it's just too funny and too true for anyone who's ever lived in Ohio. We can all relate!


Forget Rednecks,, here is what comedian Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Ohioans..

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May.........
you may live in Ohio.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there,....you may live in Ohio.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number,.......you may live in Ohio.


If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,.......you
may live in Ohio. ( that would be my sister Vicky)


If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again,........you may live in Ohio. ( done that before)

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching,..........you may live in Ohio. ( that would be my ex-husband)


If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked,........ you may live in Ohio.

If you carry jumpers in your car, and your wife knows how to use
them,........you may live in Ohio. ( I DO know how to use jumper cables, and had to on more than one occasion)

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit,...........you may live in Ohio. ( i've seen these kids come to my house for treats.)

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you,......you may live in Ohio.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow,........you may live in Ohio. ( that's the honest to God's truth)

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction,.........you may live in Ohio. (Ohio wanted to change it's flag to include the construction symbol....I say GO FOR IT!!)

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,.......you may
live in Ohio.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly",......... you may live in Ohio.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Ohio friends and others,...you definitely live in Ohio .

Not anymore, but I spent more than 3/4 of my life there! Each time I visit ( sometimes more than a year apart bet. visits) they still have the same roads under construction!!! OMG, are they ever going to finish? They really do need to add the construction symbol to the state flag!

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Comments:
alivenwell351

Feb 18 @ 12:40PM  
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you,......you may live in Ohio.

Of course everyone passing you has Michigan plates...

I'd add....If many businesses close on Saturdays during OSU football season, you DO live in Ohio..


blueyed_cdn_girl

Feb 18 @ 12:47PM  
Hahahahaha,, all along I thought he was talking about Alberta!
helen77

Feb 18 @ 1:43PM  
these are great and soooo true i've lived here all my life
jeffsnassole

Feb 6 @ 3:41AM  
Screw this A-hole! I've lived here too and this is way insulting. Oh-hi-uh??????? I have never heard this.

Pro teams wear orange? um. Where does that come from?

Here is a state politicians/networks FLOCK to during elections!

This state has more people owning independent internet companies than you can shake a redneck stick at.

You are a shithead Jeff Foxworthy!

10 years of the same-stretched-joke!

DON'T even come here promoting your comedy. I'll start an online campaign (I'm an internet wiz.....surprised?)

My nearest college is EFF U.

GO TO HELL U FCKING ASSSHOLE!





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