Nor will I attempt to kiss anyone while drunk. Im pretty sure it may have been a terribly disastrous encounter had either of us been sober. I couldnt feel my lips. I couldnt really feel my tongue either which was pretty weird. The only times Ive not been able to feel my mouth has been after dentist visits. Apparently thats one of the new effects tequila has on me. That and making "bewbs" a terribly hilarious thing to say. And it makes beer tolerable to drink. Although the down side was being terribly thirsty...and then thinking beer might help the situation. K..classic example right there of how alcohol seriously impairs judgement. It also makes using the bathroom stall with no door seem like a kosher alternative to waiting for a stall WITH a door. In my defense though I can at least say I didnt use the mens room. THAT stunt I pulled when I was sober. So maybe Im just not one of the worlds great thinkers. Actually...I am..I just do stupid shit so I can amuse my future grandchildren while simultaneously causing my children to have heart palpitations as they hear the shit their mother is regaling to their children. And why the hell shouldnt I eh? Nana Mary on Roseanne was awesome! I wanna be like her!...her and my buddy Ryan cause them two are bad asses.
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