Its something we've all heard before. And we all immediately think "Oh ha ha, someone pissed in the snow!" But what about other sayings that elude to unpleasant things being in edibles? For example, I hate the phrase "the proof is in the pudding." Proof of what exactly? Has someone been humping my bowl of pudding? Is the DNA needed to estabish a child's paternity swimming around in my snack pack?! And further more, if I unwittingly eat that pudding, am I going to be arrested for obstruction of justice?! How much of a bitch would THAT be? Just minding my own business reading the latest installment of Harry Potter when all of a sudden my house is on the ten o'clock news as the SWAT team kicks in my front door with their guns drawn screaming at me to get on the floor because my days of aiding and abetting are over. All I wanted was a freaking pudding cup! Either this saying should be eliminated, or everyone should be given home DNA testing kits so as to ensure the safety of all pudding snacks. And you know I'm right.
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gambler143
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Mar 9 @ 8:56PM
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Reminds me of a Frank Zappa song
"Watch out where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow"
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briteyes35
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Mar 9 @ 8:57PM
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Hahaha awesome blog sure made me laugh and that is something i needed tonite
Brenda
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bobbyngeorgia
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Mar 9 @ 9:00PM
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*looking around at the peach trees*...ummmm whats snow? 
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arminta
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Mar 9 @ 9:23PM
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Julie334
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Mar 9 @ 9:41PM
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Now that was funny!!! 
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Skydognc
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Mar 9 @ 9:49PM
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Is the DNA needed to estabish a child's paternity swimming around in my snack pack?!
I am so not gonna touch that comment!
thanks for da smiles!
Sky...
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mystery2u888
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Mar 9 @ 10:11PM
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Great blog...too funny...I know what I was thinking immediately!!!  
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fuchia04
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Mar 9 @ 10:49PM
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Well okay, I'll keep this in mind 
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helen77
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Mar 9 @ 11:08PM
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Humble_Dude
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Mar 9 @ 11:31PM
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what about the secrets in the sauce? does that mean i should be warry of cia agents trying to ran sack my apartment. and why do they call them apartments im preaty sure they are all stuck together permenately anyway.
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yankeefan2005
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Mar 9 @ 11:38PM
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Now this is way too funny and should be framed and on your wall.......
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ghost50
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Mar 9 @ 11:45PM
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"Watch out were those Huskies go, don't you eat that Yellow Snow!!!...  
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Bekeka
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Mar 9 @ 11:58PM
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One thing I can assure everyone..I shant be eating yellow snow...not even from those Sno Cone places. They probably have like, Ray the disgruntled employee pissin in em, huskies be damned!
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Skydognc
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Mar 10 @ 12:17AM
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ever wonder what the idiot kids do to the deep fryer at mickey d's?
My daughter quit there because she got sick (literally) one night after seeing the "fun" they were having!
 sorry!
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Humble_Dude
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Mar 10 @ 12:21AM
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and people wonder why i dont eat there so tell me what fun did they have there anyway
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tomccc
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Mar 10 @ 12:21AM
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I have found that the saying, the proof is in the pudding, to be quite an apt one in many situations. I am assuming that you do understand the meaning of this saying and you were simply providing a rhetorical context in order to allow for the amusement of the blogging public. I don't want to insult your intellingence.
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Skydognc
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Mar 10 @ 12:25AM
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hmmmmm,
I must have read it wrong........
i thought she was saying......
its a dumb fking comment..........
who the hell would put proof in the pudding! other than a complete idiot!
unless its 100proof...hiccup.......oops, scuse me!
Humble:
they were urinating in the hot oil, and they all thought it was a funny joke, watching people buy the fries!
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Bekeka
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Mar 10 @ 12:30AM
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Sky, for a time during the 90's I made a dating circuit around tha taco bell where I was growing up, and I saw things done to the refried beans that gave me nightmares...and good cause to specifically order stuff withOUT beans.
Tom, I cant say I DO rightly know where the saying originated, Ive just heard enough smug seniors (please dont take offense Im not calling you a smug senior) say it to know it irritates the hell outta me.
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Humble_Dude
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Mar 10 @ 12:34AM
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well they could have been doing worse things to it. and yes reguardless that is quite nasty.
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Humble_Dude
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Mar 10 @ 1:04AM
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oh yeah remember that guy on the news who got cought pissing in the coffee at work??!!
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Bekeka
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Mar 10 @ 1:09AM
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH snap! i totally remember that shit! I nearly pissed muhself laughin!
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tomccc
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Mar 10 @ 1:18AM
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but genius skydog, I was saying that she may have thought it was a dumb saying because she per chance didn't fully understand it's meaning, which when one actually does understand that it's not to be taken literally, and that's it's analogous or metaphorical, it is not that dumb. But, I suppose I need to drink a few six packs to be able to relate to the level of this blogs following.
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makemelaugh59
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Mar 10 @ 1:30AM
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I just had a pudding cup a little while ago. The only proof I found in it was that it was actually sweet enough to satisfy my craving. Thank goodness :-)
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bobbyngeorgia
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Mar 10 @ 10:08AM
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soooo does this mean I should never eat chocolate fudge ice cream again? 
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Humble_Dude
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Mar 14 @ 1:01PM
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I am quite sure that she knew its full meaning she was just being facetious. that doesn't however change the fact that she really hates the saying. that saying is kind of sexist, or could be taken that way.
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Humble_Dude
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Apr 7 @ 12:49PM
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If this topic is about phrases or saying that we dont like or just simply are well pathetic in nature how about this one "take it one day at a time" as if you have an option to take several days at a time. hell that would be cool ok I will take monday tuesday and wensday all at the same time that way my week will fly by faster, and I get paid sooner too!
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