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Just for fun.. What would you do in a Elevator????? 
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Just for fun.. Wonder what other people would really do when in a elevator. Hope you get a laugh out of it.... Who know.. it get's you out of you!! right!! 
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helen77
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Mar 17 @ 1:05PM
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read my one on things to do at walmartyou'll really like that one
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sterling908
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Mar 17 @ 1:32PM
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funny stuff
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misschoos
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Mar 17 @ 1:40PM
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How am I going to have time to do all that?
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MindyJo
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Mar 17 @ 1:50PM
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Unfortunatly I have done #14. Though not on purpose! Luckily it was in the nursing home and I blamed it on a resident!
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GigglesLikeElmo
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Mar 17 @ 2:36PM
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I randomly meow in elevators sometimes. It's kinda funny.
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Cynbaby
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Mar 17 @ 2:57PM
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Sell the Girl Scout Cookies of course, I'm always harassing people to buy them anyway.
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happygolucky53
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Mar 17 @ 3:11PM
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If I was in the Denver, Colorado area and in a very high building or at Pike's Peak, I would try to join the mile high club....
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happygolucky53
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Mar 17 @ 3:12PM
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If I was in the Denver, Colorado or Pike's Peak area and in a fairly high building going to the very top, I would try to join the Mile High Club. Maybe this could also be a form of FLATULENCE...????
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kittkatt_cp
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Mar 17 @ 3:42PM
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Can't wait to try every one of them.
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happygolucky53
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Mar 17 @ 3:45PM
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What about joining the Mile High Club??? That was not listed or maybe it should be added to the listing ! !  
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happygolucky53
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Mar 17 @ 3:55PM
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I do not understand #13. And people call you ADMIRAL. I guess I was in the US NAVY too long flying above the clouds and that one has just went totally over me at 35,000 feet....I need an explanation....Maybe I have done that in the elevator...?? 
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duwant1
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Mar 17 @ 6:00PM
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26. Panhandle.
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