High above the lonely streets of our matchless city, far further up than most can climb even while sitting upon their extremely high horses, there dwells a caped crusader known the world over as : Naughty Man!
Naughty Man: Able to semi-permantly attach pussies to his face with one click of his hairy rodent. (mouse people ! Keep up!)
Naughty Man: Able to apply sunless tanning creme accurately to his own genitalia without a mirror; having studied this arcane art at the Carradine School of Finer Nuances of Perversion Shaolin Style.
Naughty Man: When he announces that he intends to get ahead in life, his other date goes home pouting.
Naughty Man: Who single handedly fought for and won the rights of women who do not have children to breast feed random strangers publicly. It was only the single hand as the other hand was holding onto the breast of his lunchtime milkshake!
Wherever there is danger, Naughty Man is there, usually holding the whip and crying out his mighty battle cry of "Crawl bitch! You gonna have to beg for some of this!"
Wherever there is turmoil, Naughty Man is there: to squirt everyone with pre-warmed love oil and suggest that it become a full-fleged orgy instead.
Today is the day that Naughty Man has finally met his match! Or is it? To find out, stay tuned for this brief message from our sponsor and when we return we will begin : A Tale of Two Pussies : Chapter One!!!!
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