1. We know what you're doing when you put your hand in your pocket.
2. We think it's okay if you get fat and go bald. Please do us the same courtesy.
3. When we say we "almost tried that in college," it means we did. At least twice.
4. When we start getting undressed in front of you with the lights on, it means we've lost interest.
5. No, that is not our clitoris, but please -- keep trying.
6. If you're funny, we will sleep with you.
7. Your Christopher Walken impression does nothing for us sexually.
8. Of course we know how to work the TiVo. We're not stupid.
9. We know: You just push the Select button and then the Play button.
10. Yes, that's the Play button. We can read. Oh, no, sorry, that's the Input button. Forget it. This is impossible. You do it.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus stars in The New Adventures of Old Christine on CBS.
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