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posted 5/2/2007 7:03:27 PM |
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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She's all excited - and loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.

The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband.

"Hi Hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?"

She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell. There's one thing I don't understand though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

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Comments:
missalex

May 2 @ 7:24PM  
husband: well, hunny, I have super powers, I can always tell where you are.
geniekitten

May 2 @ 7:54PM  
helen77

May 3 @ 1:38AM  
Shadowlacer

May 11 @ 9:19PM  
husband: i can feel the load on my credit card
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