Yeah, I know .. my third blog today.. I am being a BLOG HOG.. and what are any of ya gonna do about it.. way over whereever you are and me here.. whereever I am...I am sooo scared ..so just shutey and read.. OR NOT....  ..
I thought this was cute and I wanted to post it.. and I can because I am outta here tonite for a week and a day.. I be headed to the flatlands of Kansas and I shall truely miss my mountains and birds and babies here.. but I am visiting an old family friend and I know I will be having a great time. He is taking me to a local Pow Wow and then we be going kayaking at a spot he knows and then I get to spend some time with his mom and girls!!! They have been friends of my family for 30 years.. since my brother and he were in the Marines together... he made my brother a promise to watch over his family if anything happened to him and visa versa. Friendships like this are hard to come by and I appreciate his!
Just when you think you are safe in blogland.. you never know who might resurrect her awesomely beautiful head again (oh no, who is that stunningly beautiful lady in the teal colored wig and drop dead eyelashes and peek a boo outfit???).. could it be Ms. CQ??? Oh Gawd, no .. not the trans gender thing some narrow minds thought I was. And there was absolutely no dual profile and never will be.. when I am Ms. CQ, my luvs profile is down.. so in CQ manner, and just because I can.. I present:
Calories Burned During Sex:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................. 8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection .......................3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary....................................12 Calories
69 lying dow...............................78 Calories
69 standing up..............................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories
Doggy Style..................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier..........................2,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real..........................................112 Calories
Fake.......................................1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Caloies
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories
70 and over........................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly..........................................................32
In a hurry.....................................................98
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories
Results may vary.
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD..
Right now, as you read this, 60 Million Americans are having SEX!
And you're on the computer!!
Ah, gramps would be so proud of me.. 
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