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Ten things my cats would say to me if they could

posted 5/4/2007 11:22:51 PM |
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  whatagal

1. Never buy cheap kitty litter.

2. I'm a hunter. How long did you expect that toy mouse to last? A DAY?

3. Of course I sprayed your shoes. Cleaned that mud off didn't it? Sorry about the shoe leather, I was only trying to help.

4. Speaking of which...about my litterbox!!

5. I KNOW...you are only human.

6. DID YOU LIKE MY PRESENT? Dead things smell so good that I just HAVE to share!

7. Yes, I MEANT to fall off the windowsill.

8. PLANT? What PLANT?

9. Footstool? My bad, thought it was a scratch post.

10. I LIVE for horking up hairballs on your carpet!

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Comments:
gambler143

May 4 @ 11:43PM  
11. What do you mean, you're in charge?
Wildman1632

May 4 @ 11:52PM  
12. We're out of parakeets again. Can you pick up a few on the way home?
Monsterboy

May 5 @ 12:27AM  
13. Massage. Here. NOW.
sassytexan

May 5 @ 12:56AM  
14. Leave a message, I'll get back with you if I have time between napping and tearing up the couch
TallBlonde1

May 5 @ 12:58AM  
15. How many times to I have to tell you not to buy the cheap catnip??
helen77

May 5 @ 2:30AM  
16. look dumb ass how many times do i have to tell you water is for drinking only I CAN CLEAN MYSELF
JoSnow

May 5 @ 6:18AM  




Don't you just hate it when a cat brings you a present
And when the neighbours cats bring you presents
Sheryll861

May 5 @ 7:15AM  
17. How many times do I have to tell you? I only eat fresh greens!
Stevesco

May 5 @ 7:40AM  
18. Did you buy that Dog on purpose.


19. Why did you dump me in a plastic bag and throw me in the river..are you trying to tell me something ?


WSOR

May 5 @ 8:08AM  
20. Are you paying attention?? How come it's taking so long to do & understand 19 requests?? It's not like I'm asking too much here!
luvmycats

May 5 @ 8:28AM  
20. As a matter of fact, I DO have to jump in every empty box I see. No, it doesn't matter what you are trying to pack in it.



21. So wake up and pet me...NOW!
DeltaSquad

May 5 @ 11:44AM  
Windowsills. Too funny!


22. For every generic food bag I find, I shall kill you.

23. The bane of my existance is your unholy Fido.

24. When I turn my back to you with my tail pointed up and jerking around, just imagine its a certain finger.
witchietoo

May 9 @ 3:49PM  
25. You want me to come to you....I think not, my slaves come to me
mrbrightside

Jun 2 @ 10:27PM  
26.Silly human...if you do not let me outside I will be force to poop in your shoe
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