My mom told me this joke the other day and I'm gonna try my best to remember all of it...
Little Johnny was sitting in his classroom and he got the sudden urge to go to the bathroom. He raised his hand and asked the teacher if he could be excused and she told him he could. He used the bathroom and when he finished he realized there was no toilet paper so he used his hand.
He walked back in the classroom and the teacher noticed he had his hand closed and she asks, "Johnny, what do you have in your hand?"
Johnny thinks for a minute and he goes "It's a little leprechaun and if I open my hand, you'll scare him away." The teacher gets upset and sends him to the principal's office.
The principal asks Johnny what he has in his hand and Johnny repeats, "It's a little leprechaun and if I open my hand, you'll scare him away." No matter how many times the principal would ask, Johnny just kept repeating himself so he got sent home.
As soon as he got home his mother asked him, "Johnny, what do you have in your hand?" He repeats "Mom, it's a little leprechaun and if I open my hand, you'll scare him and he'll run away" His mom got really upset and sent him to his room and told him that he would just have his father deal with him.
A couple of hours later, Johnny's dad came up to his room and asked him what he had in his hand. "It's a little leprechaun and if I open my hand, you'll scare him away" says Johnny. After about 10 minutes of his father hearing the same answer over and over he grabs a belt and yells "Johnny! Open your hand!" So, Johnny opens his hand and looks up at his father and says "Look dad, you scared the shit out of him!"
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