It is with great sadness that I must pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the food/entertainment industry who will be sorely missed.
The Pillsbury Doughboy was laid to rest yesterday having succumbed to a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered to be a very smart cookie having wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough. Sadly, Pillsbury and Play had one in the oven at the time of his death. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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