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1001 Ugly Pictures of Me:

posted 5/6/2007 12:09:29 PM |
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  HopelesslyHopeful

Not really 1001, probably, but certainly several. Hopefully this will make the sort of people who keep asking for more photos happy for a while. Or, maybe it'll scare them and get them to quit asking: either way works for me!

Me in late Dec.2005 with my son Jason
No makeup, ponytail, sweats *grin*
Proof of illness
Upstairs bathroom ponderings : A lot of pictures get taken in the upstairs bathroom because it has the best lighting.
NOW can you tell they're blue?
Me and my daughter, Erica : Think this was taken at the end of 2006, but I do have a bad memory so I could be wrong. What I do know is that one of us had her hair dyed red and the other didn't have her hair dyed at all, despite the popular opinion of my family.
And here we are again : Once, someone made a statement as to how these sort of pictures were symbolic of the daugher usurping her mother's position or something similar to that. I don't remember the words in exactitude: just that they were Freudian and equally wrong as the "penis envy" shite!

This picture is symbolic of the fact that me and my children all are a wee bit strange at times plus we really enjoy our computers and web cams!

Fat chick : Actually that was me completely swollen up with allergies and edema, and yes being fat, but I looked like I weighed a good 50 lbs more than I did. For some reason, I like the picture anyway. And yes, for those of you who ask those odd sort of questions: if I wasn't her, and I was inclined that way at all, I'd definitely want to do her. That's because I am a sensualist, not an uptight phobic prude! And when I say do, I don't mean it like cheaply pornographic, but ala the Beatles "Nobody ever really done me like she done me she done me good .. I guess nobody ever really do me, like she do me, yes she does" ... possibly misquoted but lovely!
An interpretive blueberry
Fuzziness and lipstick
My life as a carbonated beverage!
What you talkin' bout Willis? aka: My life as Jack Black
My life as a Chinchilla

Righty .. think that'll do for now!

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Comments:
WestcoastMilo

May 6 @ 12:15PM  
Well, I don't know about Ugly. It seems like the picture you have posted here is well taken. Meaning, Beautiful.

M.
LipGlossQueen9

May 6 @ 12:19PM  


kudos to you for having the courage i don't have...

if i had the courage to display myself as i looked every day...i don't think i'd get nearly as much mail as i do.
misschoos

May 6 @ 12:23PM  
Nice friend

'fat chick' link - needs a username and pw

HopelesslyHopeful

May 6 @ 12:31PM  
if i had the courage to display myself as i looked every day...i don't think i'd get nearly as much mail as i do.

Well, maybe you wouldn't; but the ones you did get that were flattering would be more real too. That is, you'd know they were more real. But, I imagine you'd get a lot, regardless.. you're very very cute!
HopelesslyHopeful

May 6 @ 12:33PM  
It seems like the picture you have posted here is well taken. Meaning, Beautiful.


Lord love the blind men!

Seriously, thank you. That's very sweet .. and coming from someone who looks so good themselves, it is even sweeter.
HopelesslyHopeful

May 6 @ 12:43PM  
'fat chick' link - needs a username and pw

Thank you Misschoos! I could do an entire blog on that, right there. Because it's the mark of someone who'd make a very good friend that they'd mention anything in relation to another person's size, skin tone, or etc. unapologetically .. and correct them, too. Well, this kind of correction. It's amazing how many people live in fear of doing that or of having it done to them.

Friends are the lovely people who will tell you that yes, your ass does look fat in those jeans, and by the way it looks none to skinny out of them so maybe the plans for the night should be dancing instead of sitting in a movie theatre. Then they go dancing with you. .. .for instance.

Mind you, there is nothing that you said that you should be apologetic about; just that some people would hesitate or not say anything for fear of how they would be perceived. Putting others before you in that way, whether consciously or not, is a wonderful trait.
misschoos

May 6 @ 1:03PM  
I could have called it something else, but then you wouldn't have known what link I was talking about.

You are a good friend too, thank you
HopelesslyHopeful

May 6 @ 1:30PM  
You are a good friend too, thank you



Thank you!
canadianbbw

May 6 @ 6:27PM  
You are a natural beauty....attractive without a bit of make-up. You probably could have been a plus-size model (and I say plus-size because if you're not anorexic in modelling, you're "plus-size").

I love that you say "fat chick": own that word, nothing at all wrong with the word fat! It's just a description, like "thin".

I have a chinchilla...yes you are kinda chinchilla-y there

HopelesslyHopeful

May 7 @ 1:17AM  
You are a natural beauty....attractive without a bit of make-up.

Why thank you, Ma'am. You're not so bad yourself!


I love that you say "fat chick": own that word, nothing at all wrong with the word fat! It's just a description, like "thin".

Thank you again .. .and: EXACTLY I get so annoyed by people who go "Don't insult yourself! You're still cute anyway." or something. It's not an insult unless you believe it's a purposeful crime against humanity to have gained weight. It's just a fact!

I have a chinchilla...yes you are kinda chinchilla-y there

Cool! I was just guessing, really!

And by the way, you are a very cool person. I like people that can disagree on one blog or about one blog but can still talk to the people involved later. I mean, there are times when that's just not feasible, but mostly .. it's just something that needs to be got over and I'm glad for you that you are one of those people that can do that!


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