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posted 5/9/2007 6:51:43 PM |
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  helen77

ok i have tons of friends ........... 3 sisters and a step sister .............and between us ....................our friends ................and their friends and .........some customersi had when i was bartending ...........have come to a conclusion .............now mind you these women .................. (atleast 100 if not more have been polled)......................all different back grounds .................and ages ......................and some have only had a few partners................... most between 20-30 ...........................and some more than 50 .....................and you know most of them never tell the real # ........................ but anyhow........... we are talking 500 to 5,000 men.............. i'm guessing more like 3,000 ...............but that's my estimate .................... since we have been discussing this for years ..............the men who BRAG about how big they are .................LIE ............we have only found 10 braggers that were telling the truth .................now most who think that their's is small are average or above .......................alot of the men who think that they are good at oral ..............only think that cause women are too stupid to tell them to their face that they suck and how to do it right

(NOW WOMEN WE HAVE TO TAKE SOME BLAME HERE IF WE DON'T TELL THEM THEN THEY CAN'T KNOW)
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(I'M SURE THAT THERE ARE ALOT OF WOMEN THAT THIS APPLIES TO ALSO BUT WE HAVE NOT HAD MEN'S EXPERIENCES SO I CAN'T COMMENT ON THEM)
..................now men i'm sorry to have to say this this way ..................... and i'm clearing the inbox for all the hate mail i will recieve ....................but alot of women are really sick of hearing about you and your
ANACONDA, MAGIC STICK, TREE TRUNK, YOUR 8"PUNISHER (WHEN YOU MEASURED FROM THE WRONG END OF THE RULER ) THIS DOES NOT TURN US ON
you would do much better if you would just SHUT UPand be REAL
AS FOR THE WOMEN WHO DON'T SPEAK UP YOU ARE RUINING IT FOR YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE
THE MEN NEED TO SHUT UP AND THE WOMEN NEED TO SPEAK UP
P.S. FOLKS IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH A PERSON ALL THE TIME AND THEY DON'T ORGASM THERE IS EITHER A MEDICAL PROBLEM OR YOU AREN'T DOING IT RIGHT
AND REMEMBER GUYS DON'T ASK QUESTIONS YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWERS TOO

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Comments:
suzzieq356

May 9 @ 7:05PM  
Oh helen love it! You are so awesome. Im lmao!!!! Yippy
helen77

May 9 @ 7:12PM  
i told you you'ld like it and i didn't know about the other ome lionness posted when i reposted this i posted it a while ago cause there was some guy here that kept posting about how big he was and after the 4 th one i was annoyed and wrote our findings
hawkeye1954

May 9 @ 7:13PM  
sheeesh,,,i was even jealous about the dancing banana,,


but now about the tongue,, tell us all about it if you dare
luneib

May 9 @ 7:18PM  
Even the guys who are built like a pencil think they are good in bed ,
redbronze

May 9 @ 7:21PM  
it is in the tongue.. that and other abilities that are not tame enough for this place.. Smile.. Sigh.....
suzzieq356

May 9 @ 7:24PM  
It is in the tongue isnt it!
suzzieq356

May 9 @ 7:26PM  
It really doesnt matter about size its how they use it!
helen77

May 9 @ 7:27PM  
i was told by the guy who was the best that you start w/ the alphabet tracing each letter a few times w/ your tongue he said you will know what letter she is by the way she moves i am an S i told my ex this the other day cause he was bragging about how good he is at it i told him that unless he had learned something in the past 6 years he was mistaken i told him what to do he said that's too much work guess we know why it wasn't good i tried to teach him when we were married too and he wouldn't learn i'll never know why
eaglhwk7

May 9 @ 7:48PM  
can always count on you to be up front and blunt.. but thats why you're a pal of mine!! eehehehe..

suzzieq356

May 9 @ 8:06PM  
Heen is blunt and to the point because she's SAGTTARIUS,,,We are all like that!
suzzieq356

May 9 @ 8:07PM  
OOOps i need spellcheck! Sorry helen!
blue130160

May 9 @ 8:19PM  
Oh helen... But I never said a word.
LGTEYES

May 9 @ 9:11PM  
Helen as usual you rock and you are right!! lmao
BrainsandBeauty

May 9 @ 9:25PM  
I've been with a man who had almost nothing and with a man who's size could make women run in fear...Guess which one I had an orgasm with?
Angel603

May 10 @ 5:18AM  
women are too stupid to tell them to their face that they suck
Angel603

May 10 @ 5:26AM  
Oops, sorry about that, clicked POST instead of QUOTE. A bit early in the morning over here to be thinking about this subject, I was all of a dither! Doesn't take much these days. LOL.

[/QUOTE] women are too stupid to tell them to their face that they suck [QUOTE]

If they "suck" they're definitely doing it wrong. Once had a guy go at it like a St Bernard in it's drinking bowl - Eeeeww, big turn-off!

If a guy goes on about his size whether large or small I always say "Honey it's quality not quantity that counts". I do wonder sometimes though if they tell you they're not very big so you'll be pleasantly surprised if you do find out. Happened to me a couple of times, put a smile on my face I can tell you.
dj123936

May 10 @ 6:20PM  
Intresting i guess! Very informative but I do believe that most men who over exagerate are under distress due to the lack therof.................
tbirdgirl12345

May 11 @ 12:14PM  
you're forgetting the fact that unfortunately and sadly, some men just don't care. guys, i suppose you might say the same regarding women too.

i guess (for the most part) common courtesy lies twitching amongst the dead - right next to chivalry (RIP) and respect (which is still in ICU).

it's truly a shame when it becomes a necessity to announce:
" i am not a porno star!!!"

i think i need to get a bumper sticker that says that
tridin

May 15 @ 7:38AM  
Hi Girls. Nice discussion.
Mine is only 5.9 inches .
But the interesting thing is that women are deep only 3.15 inches and only the first 2/3 have nervs and can feel that something is moving. Then, where is the problem?

Even in anscient times Shakespeare has told:
"In the foreplay is the thing".

Well without ORAL it is impossible, I like this
I think that women must be not too shy and tell what they need, because the final result is - the 2 must enjoy and be happy.
jason33

May 19 @ 8:29PM  
My goodness, I thought you girls are the ones who go to jewelry shops all the time .... I still wonder you don't understand " All that glitter is not Gold"

But still you enjoy your 20 minute and later mock these poor poor guys LOL
scb515

May 22 @ 7:31PM  
love the post and it is a common topic, but this topic can be closed in one ponder....

If you knew twins in every aspect, same looks, same job, same personality, same jokes, same cute laugh, same sexy tongue when trying to seduce you, and both of them work it the same in the bedroom from the kissing to the licking to the stroke...same everything!...you get the point...now one brother has a 3 inch thang and the other brother has a 9 inch thang...you have an equal chance to be with both and it is completely up to you...i assure you that size does matter then....so don't act like it doesn't matter cus you can meet people who are the same in every way but when it comes to the sexual part of the relationship, if no other factors are involved, a huge majority of ladies will lean towards the man with the nice sized cock....

i hate to seem mean or rude if i came off like that but i am just speaking the truth and we all need to be ALOT more honest with ourselves and others.
and yes i do understand that this blog is mainly directed to the "braggers" but please don't use the "motion in the ocean" quote...lol...that is one of the worst quotes in the world...more of a myth...
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