Before I get properly started on either truthing or lying at you, or possibly both at once, let me just state for the record (no pun intended) that this picture is currently my favorite one of Tommy Lee (so I hope the link works right) because in it he reminds me so much of "the guy who played Brisco County Jr." aka: Bruce Campbell. Who is, by far, my favorite actor and I only wish that man would be in more stuff, preferably with Janeane Garafalo.. however she spells her name.
I was in a movie with Janeane Garafalo, you know? Yes I was! I played a turnip and my key line was to yell "Slaps or bagels?" whenever she walked through the kitchen set.
See, in the movie, she was an out of luck, out of shape, pill popping actress wanna be who was still striving for the limelight after years of living in an abusive marriage with a psychotic producer that kept her as a wife/sex slave in the basement of his Hollywood home.
One day she escaped, see, and had gotten as far as some weird little neighborhood with a lot of Asians in it and this shop mysteriously appeared where she hadn't seen one before. Just then her husband /"Master" is driving by so she ran into the shop before he could spot her.
Turns out to be a place where One can buy mystical charms and such but her life is sooo out of control that the wizard who is managing the shop for a certain demi-god (featured in a lot of my stories)says that 1) the god admires her from afar and wishes she'd keep on but 2) if she must be a movie star, then he will help her but she must make sacrifices and follow the advice of the sacred turnip he gives unto her hand.
It's a really hilarious, though heart warming, film and I sure wish I could remember the name of it so I could give the link. I think it's on Net Flix though.
Anyway, the Cast parties were really wild and Tommy Lee was at one of them, is why I bring it up. The things that man can do with a can of Cheez Whiz defy description .. and break several Federal laws. But they will put a smile on your face, I'm telling you!  
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callmepc
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May 11 @ 1:38PM
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Tee hee hee!
If that's the truth, it's a very unlikely truth. I'd like to have seen that movie!
You're right about Tommy Lee looking like Bruce Campbell in that picture, though.
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HopelesslyHopeful
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May 11 @ 1:55PM
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Well, if it's not the truth, you could alert said lovely actress lady and I could be working on the script and it could be the truth possibly by the end of June, 2007 to be released in theatres in December when the heart truly needs to be warmed and even the god of Chaos need to learn the lesson that giving with good will is better than .. . uhmm ... weird turnips in the kitchen?
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krutsup
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May 11 @ 4:56PM
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Briscoe County Jr. had that show stayed around for more than like ten minutes, it would have been one of my all time favorites. shortest words i cud find. 
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HopelesslyHopeful
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May 11 @ 5:42PM
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It was one of my all time favoritest shows .. so was Quark, which wasn't around as long as Brisco County Jr. but it was good!
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