Butt Sniffing & Nazi Dudes.... posted 5/12/2007 9:50:47 AM | 8 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: stupidity, hypocrisy, trailer parks

PullMyFinger

I’ve been asked by a number of people to write a happy blog, filled with love and compassion. Tom was the first to bet me I couldn’t do it; to that I say pfft, I can be disgustingly nice, too, so here it is.

I had a dog once; it had been run over by a train, had a Mohawk haircut and loved to hump VW’s. I loved that dog, it was furry and smelled like gym socks, but I didn’t care; I loved it and it loved me. His name was Sniffer; he had this unusual habit of sniffing others butts, all the time. If your butt got close, his nose was up it. It didn’t matter what butt, a butt was a butt and a butt was Sniffer's favorite thing. Kind of reminds me of a lot of people here…shit…sorry. So one day Sniffer sniffed his last butt. It was on Christmas Day. I went outside to feed Sniffer and he was cold and as stiff as a board, the little fker died th…sorry. Sniffer had passed into the afterlife during the night. That was the year I got a Hot Wheels racetrack; ya know, the kind with the loop in it and shit, so I forgot about Sniffer for about a week or so. I forgot to tell mom cuz I was having so much fun with my Hot Whee…I can’t stand it…fk you Tom; you’re right, I suck.

I know some people find my writing a bit on the icky side and I have no problem with that. If you have a problem with multi-syllable words, this is the place for you. I won’t confuse you with $10 words that make your head spin ala Scanners and referencing a dictionary should be limited. Trailer park residents are welcome. Recently, a number of bloggers have decided that freedom of thought should be chastised, deemed illegal and fought with personal insults against those that display a belief differing from their own. The idea of debate has been lost within some sort of (ok, this is an instance where referencing Wikpedia might be useful) Orwellian Blogging Society. Step away from conformist thought and BAM, off to the thought police dungeon for you. This is why I tend to write in a fashion that social retards can understand. I know many of you haven’t the education required to read a number of blogs/comments on here and understand them. I don’t think this is reserved for trailer park residents, either. Height, weight, sexual persuasion or gender has no bearing on idjitness. If you’ve noticed, as I have, the number of nosepicking idjits that frequent the blogs is ever-expanding. What bothers me is that some of them are actually breeding, loosing (releasing) equally as stupid children amongst us. I’m hoping I’ll be dead by the time they learn to drive, but they will walk amongst us/you. I’m scared.

A few bloggers, some liked and some not liked have resorted to insults when faced with conversation and debate that might tax their itty-bitty amoeba brains. Recently, Sci has been called a Gray Haired (originally spelled “Haird”) Witch and most recently accused of supporting Fascism and the murder of millions of Jewish people in war-torn Europe during WW2.

The first is here, it was an interesting blog to say the least. The wheels came off the singlewides and the trailer park emptied.

You can view the Hitler thing elsewhere if it hasn’t been deleted, often the case with some people, once they confirm for the rest of us that they are indeed fkng nuts, they delete blogs.

Many of us have had comments deleted by the OP of blogs. That’s ok, this isn’t a democracy, quite a few bloggers on here want only their opinion heard and fear any type of counter-opinion. It’s not a problem with me at all. Sometimes bloggers are caught in lies, falsehoods and just plain stupidity. They’ll delete the comment and sometimes, as with a recent blog, they’ll leave a comment about the comment they deleted. Sometimes these comments are meant to embarrass, sometimes to spew more stupidity, and sometimes to prove that the OP is indeed a hypocrite.

I recently pointed out that the saying “All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing” isn’t in the Bible, as one self-professed spiritual person stated, but a quote by Edmund Burke; I was just helping ya know. I’m all about religion and I just wanted to point that out. It was deleted. Maybe someone needs to read the Bible again? I was helping. I also pointed out that by ridiculing someone’s belief by insulting them is very much like what the Nazis did in Germany - dun’t agree vith vat ve say, DACHAU for you!!! Remember, the Nazis also burned the fk out of a shitload of books that were deemed socially unacceptable. Gestapo tactics led to a number of intelligencia (really smart people) kissing the walls of brick buildings back then. Terrible and horrific crimes perpetrated by men who wanted to control what the people thought & writers/artists wanted to convey. Same thing in the Soviet Union, sooo Sieg Heil!! Read the blog/comments, someone has lost it....

Some of you are beyond help. You're idjits and will forever be idjits...no comment, explanation or revelation from God will ever change that. Your comprehension level will remain that of a 3 year old; a really dumb one.

But I love you all, seriously.

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