Laughter is the Fountain of Youth!!! 
A baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing - I mean laughing real hard. 
All the doctors and nurses were examining the little guy in front of his worried parents   . He just kept on laughing; his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes. One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers to check if his hand was all right, and guess what he found?
  A birth control pill  
A lady was picking up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag . Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: "PRICE CHECK ON LANE 13, TAMPAX, and SUPERSIZE  ." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "tampax" for "THUMBTACKS ." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: "DOES
SHE WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"
"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love  , we heard the telephone ring downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her piggyback ride to the phone . Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled ''SURPRISE!''  My entire family — aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins — and all my friends were standing there! My girlfriend and I were frozen in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity . Since then, no one in my family has planned a surprise party  !!
Little Sally was not the best student in Sunday school  . Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping  , "Tell me Sally, Who created the Universe?". When Sally didn't stir, little Jason an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear . "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Sally and went fell back asleep. A little later the teacher asked Sally: "Who is Our Lord and Savior?" Sally didn't even stir form her slumber ; little Jason came again to the rescue and stuck again with the pin  , "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Sally and the teacher said "Very Good Sally", and Sally promptly fell back asleep. One more time the teacher called upon Sally and asked a third question: "What did Eve said to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again Jason stabbed her with the pin ... this time Sally jumped up and shouted: "If you stick that damned thing in me one more time, I will break it in half!! The teacher fainted  , Class dismissed. 
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