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posted 6/2/2007 11:18:53 PM |
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A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming
around in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good,
the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just
served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning.
A delicacy!"

The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a
few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These
are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you
serve yesterday."

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si,Senor. Sometimes
the bull wins.

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Comments:
Knight1963

Jun 2 @ 11:27PM  
MetryTechie

Jun 2 @ 11:27PM  
cody904

Jun 2 @ 11:59PM  
thats just wronge on many levels. have any more?
JimNastics

Jun 3 @ 12:11AM  
That's Nuts !
RainSongSpirit

Jun 3 @ 12:19AM  
O M G lol Bobbit came to mind even lol
CoralArenayMar

Jun 3 @ 1:32AM  
OMG... lol
enigmasrook

Jun 3 @ 2:27AM  
my-y-y-y goodness
tinas5

Jun 8 @ 11:40PM  
LOVE IT LOVE IT... THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO LAUGH MY HEAD OFF...
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