Hopefully this will clear up some issues and save many people (or at least me) the embarrasment of feeling the need to email me with their ideas, requests, hopes, dreams, etc. of certain natures:
Relationship-wise:
Women as anything more than friends, ever: Yes, some of you have wonderful personalities, you are interesting, sexy, good providers, charming, friendly, out-going, and I'm quite sure you'd be a lovely catch for anyone who wanted a girlfriend, wife, or female lover of any sort. However, you also have vaginas and that's just icky! Keep them to yourself.
Men who think they are women or who want to pretend to be women even part time. Mind you, I find Eddie Izzard dashingly sexy at times and Tim Curry in a garter belt is truly a sight to behold. Or it was, you know, 30 years ago or so! But I have no interest in having a relationship with anyone who is potentially going to try to out-feminine me in an argument or who may put runs in my stockings. Ladies please take note of that, as well, because it also applies to you! If I wanted a relationship with someone whose mascara was in danger of running, and had large breasts, I'd put on some makeup and stay home and masturbate!
"Friends with benefits": as I have said before, the benefit to having male friends, in the first place, is that you don't have to dress up to impress them and when they spend the night it doesn't involve you having to shower or spend time at a free clinic afterwards. Any other "friends with benefits" is called prostitution because unless your friend is a sex worker and you are helping them drum up business, you have no business going there! That's not friendship!
Friends without benefits: If you are never going to read my blogs, never pay attention to what I say, never stand up for me or to me, etc. I have no bloody use for you! I will read your blogs. No, probably not all of them, at least not all at once, but I will read and comment and read your emails and all that; so I expect the same in return. Oh, and if you can only tell me nice things in private but you are the sort of person who posts blogs publicly proclaiming how great your friends on here are and I'm never mentioned then: expletive delete you! If I'm that forgettable in public, then forget me in private too!
People who offer help or lip-service regarding same: Mind you, I have nothing against help when it is freely offered and then freely given. But, since most people only say it and never mean it, I wish they'd just stop saying it. It would make me like them a lot better.
Currently, anyone or anything romantic at all: I am interested in good reads, good readers, collaborators and inspirers of writing and other art, etc. So please do not write to me and ask me if I would be interested in younger men, older men, men from the Czech Republic, or anything else: I do not care if you are men, women, or androgynous beings from the Gamma Quadrant. I care if we have something to say to each other!
Polyamory (Polymory): I would like to be married again. Well, sometimes I think I would .. okay, about one person I think I would, right now, but, even so: marriage is a good idea to the right person (singular, never plural), I think. Only the one person at a time and only one who is going to be married to me and no one else, not even his job. I can accept God coming before me, but no one else.
Sex-wise:
Sex outside marriage: This means I would like to be married to the person I am having sex with and I would like them to be having sex with me and no one else for the duration of our marriage.
Strap Ons: Not into lesbianism and I am not a homosexual male, so I have no use for them. If you really want someone to do that to you, then get someone who was born equipped for it physically.
Water Sports: To me a water sport should be 'Marco-Polo', synchronized swimming, diving, boating, etc. I don't want to do any of them sexually, either; though skinny dipping could get that way, I suppose. There is nothing about urination that I find to be sexually exciting. This is why I am safe around children! There are plenty of other weirdos in the world who are also into it, dearheart: if you must do it, go and find one and leave me out of your plans!
BDSM: Oh there's aspects of things that are a bit fun just for playing about with, and I do believe one should respect their mate, yes. I don't believe one should actively worship their mate, however; or do whatever they say regardless of detriment to health or society. So, no thank you! If you want to be called Sir all day long, join the Army!
Oral Sex: Now don't get me wrong here. I happen to like Oral Sex in the more traditional sense of the meaning. But it just so happens that many persons now take it as a given that it includes such things as "rim jobs" and not in a way that Ringo or Tommy Lee would traditionally mean "rim job" either. Err.. . one would hope! lol So no, from now on, until our relationship is well established and I am fairly certain what you are meaning, if you want to know anything about me and oral sex, or share anything about you and oral sex, you must be more specific!
.... to be continued .....
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Monsterboy
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Jun 5 @ 3:21PM
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Water Sports: To me a water sport should be 'Marco-Polo', synchronized swimming, diving, boating, etc. I don't want to do any of them sexually, either; though skinny dipping could get that way, I suppose. There is nothing about urination that I find to be sexually exciting.
OH!
You know, a number of profiles suddenly make a lot more sense...
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HopelesslyHopeful
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Jun 5 @ 4:31PM
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OH!
You know, a number of profiles suddenly make a lot more sense...
You know I love you, man! lol Thank you for the comment!
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craftmaker
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Jun 5 @ 4:38PM
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 good blog really like it
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edthepoet
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Jun 5 @ 4:39PM
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Damn, I want her e-mails, lol
And here I thought I was a good flirt,lol
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