Important Questions - Might be rated XX so Enter With Caution posted 6/9/2007 10:59:30 PM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke, humor

graywolf

This is what we have all been waiting for...the true answers to the
5 most important questions in the world:

Q1. WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here."

Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."

Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because, when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,
they take your house and car with them.

Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET
UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Now, you know everything you need to know!

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