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Two Blonde Carpenters...Who said they had to Be Women!

posted 6/10/2007 1:52:45 AM |
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  scorpiogirl36


Two blonde carpenters were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in.

The other, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it in!"

The second blonde got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

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Comments:
geniekitten

Jun 10 @ 2:00AM  
good one
NatGoat

Jun 10 @ 4:10AM  
Oh! . . My!! . .
A 1970 Polock Joke . . !!!
*Stanley and Stashue . . *
My Brother has a 40 minute Stand-up routine . . Starting with that line . . !!!
Great Stuff . .
JimNastics

Jun 10 @ 6:11AM  
Well, apparently, you nailed that one !

The person below her said "Now I get your point"

Wait ! Two blondes on a roof ? With hammers ?
Will your next joke involve an ambulance ?

wormfarmer

Jun 10 @ 12:30PM  
hi scorpion
Paladin2000

Jun 10 @ 7:08PM  
makes me wonder what the siding will look like
hawkeye1954

Jun 10 @ 8:01PM  
good thing they didn't use a nailgun
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Two Blonde Carpenters...Who said they had to Be Women!