Something for the Canadians posted 6/12/2007 11:59:49 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke

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Two Newfies, Jarge and Eli, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging

through the boat's provisions, Jarge stumbled across an old lamp. He

rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie, however,

stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Jarge immediately blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into Molson

Canadian beer."

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the

area turned into beer and the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the

two men considered their circumstances.

Eli looked disgustedly at Jarge whose wish had been granted. After a

long, tension-filled moment Eli said, "Nice going Jarge! ........Now

we're going to have to piss in the boat."

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