The Fishing Boat..

It seems there were identical twin brothers by the names of Joe and Jim. Joe was married and Jim was single. Jim was the proud owner of a dilapidated boat. It so happened that his boat sank on the same day that Joe's wife died.

A few days later a kindly old lady met Jim on the street, mistaking him for Joe said:" I'm so sorry to hear of your great loss, you must feel just terrible." Jim replied; " Well, I'm not a bit sorry. She was a rotten old thing from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up, and she smelled of old fish. The first time I got into her she made water faster that anything I ever saw. She had a crack and a pretty big hole in front that kept getting bigger and bigger every time that I used her. It got so I could handle her all right, but when someone else was using her she leaked like anything. This is what finished her off: Four guys from the other side of town came down looking for a good time. They asked if I could rent her to them. I warned them that she wasn't so hot, but the crazy fools all tried to get into her at the same time. It was too much for her and she cracked right up the middle! " THE OLD LADY FAINTED.