A wealthy man needed a brain transplant. His doctor said he had two choices. One was a college professor at the cost of $10,000. The second choice was a famous politician for $500,000. The patient asked why so expensive? The doctor replied, "It's never been used!"
How many redheaded women have been born in United States?
None......only redheaded babies!
WOMEN DO NOT BELCH....
WOMEN DO NOT SNORE......
WOMEN DO NOT TOOT!
THEREFORE, THEY MUST GRIPE OR THEY WILL BLOW UP!
Marriages are made in heaven, but then so are thunder and lightning!
WHAT LETTERS ARE NOT IN THE ALPHABET?
THE ONES IN THE POST OFFICE.
Where does a worm go in a corn field? In one ear and out the other.
THE ONLY TIME A MAN TAKES A BUBBLE BATH IS AFTER HE'S HAD BEANS FOR DINNER.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? It's not known. It's never happened yet.
WHAT ARE THE REASONS THAT WOMEN DON'T MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS? NO MIND.........NO BUSINESS!
Money talks.......but things have been reeeeeeal quiet around our house lately.
IN MY KID'S AMERICAN HISTORY CLASS THEY ARE STUDYING THE 50S. SHE'S TAKING ME FOR SHOW AND TELL TOMORROW.
Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
THE OTHER DAY, MY LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES. IT WAS AWFUL.........I HATE RERUNS.
We had a tough day at the office yesterday. The computers were all down and everyone had to think!
Now I know why it's called "voice mail". By the time you get through to an actual person, you might as well have sent a letter.
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