A little girl ask her mom, "Mom, may
I take the dog for a walk around
the block?" Mom says,
"No because the dog is in heat." "What's that
mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father.
I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says,
"Dad may I take Belle
for a walk around the block? I asked Mom,
but she said the dog is
in heat, and to come to you." He took a rag,
soaked it with gasoline,
and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said,
"Okay, you can go
now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go
one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few
minutes later with NO DOG
on the leash. Dad asked,
"Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She
ran out of gas about halfway
down the block, so another dog
is pushing her home."
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