A little Humor posted 7/20/2007 11:55:41 AM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: one liners, jokes

brunettee62

Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

And this one made me really laugh

Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.

ARE YOU LAUGHING?

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