"Looks Like Someone's Got A Case of the Mondays!!" posted 7/23/2007 12:40:48 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse

fightingirish04

One of the best films ever submitted to the general public, (other than just about any porno flick and All Dogs Go To Heaven) Office Space set the tone for all future references to the evil spirit in which most of us return to the office... or school... or torturing hamsters behind the grocery store after an all-too-short weekend.

The MONDAYS

Is THAT what's going on in this blogging forum? So many people seem to have a wild hair up their butt about HOW people blog and what topics they blog about. I must confess that I am not certain what the United States Department of Blogging & General Jerking Off STANDARD is for a good blog, but I was under the impression that it was free speech and open discussion about just about anything that doesn't offend the Moderators.

However, there seems to be an abundance of MD members who get their Victoria's Secret in a painful bunch if everyone doesn't blog about what THEY like...NASCAR and John Denver lyrics. Maybe YOU like reading about the mole on Brad Pitt's left testicle, or you could be a fan of the right. I don't measure your worth or right to continue breathing oxygen based upon the nuggets of nonsense you post on this site. And for many of you, it's a very good thing, too! I would be pushing you into a cattle shoot toward inevitable demise, but no one has elected me King Turd of Crap Mountain. YET!!!!.....

So today, MONDAY, I have decided to blog about..... the big toe on my left foot. I almost went with the right one, but the left foot just has all the best stories. The big toe has been through a lot. Sure, he's out there Like most active toes, he worries about catching a fungus...maybe spent a little time ingrown. This toe has been broken. Twice. Once playing football, and the other after having a keg dropped on it. These hardships haven't made him unapproachable. NO... Quite the contrary. He still hangs out with the other toes, his noble hairs slicked back...just a little taller than the others in his sock. He's quick with a decision and a smile. This toe is a favorite among the ladies as he is a rogue and a gentleman. My big left toe is my hero.

Take THAT, blog critics!!!!

THE Kyle~

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