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a little help (joke)

posted 7/27/2007 10:20:07 AM |
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  mojorisin

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on

the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past

three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he

thinks,and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.

Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.

So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He

opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take

the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"

"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says

the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife

what happened and she says,

"Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we

broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from

the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get

us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to

get lost?"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and

it would be the Christian thing to help him." So the husband gets out

of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.

He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger

anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?"

And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where

are you?"

And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."

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Comments:
Wildkitty

Jul 27 @ 10:36AM  
The swing?
beautifulgreeneyes351

Jul 27 @ 10:49AM  

I LIKED THIS JOKE, VERY FUNNEY
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