I had a heckuva day yesterday. First, I was "asked" to change out the doors and replace the glass panels with the screen ones. It's getting hot down here in Paint Lick and my better half requires coolness.
So I finished that task without severing an artery and set out to enjoy a nice day watching TV; figured I'd take in a ball game, maybe see if I could locate that "Girl Next Door" show about Hef and his Playboy™ bunnies; lotsa boobs and butts on that show I'm here to tell you. Not that I'm interested in that mind you, I just read the subtitles.
Anyway, I got a chance to read some blogs on here and was taken aback. Some of you are really cranky. I read and read how Pol Fkn Pot was a saint compared to PMF. I kept reading "PMF this", "PMF that"...he eats babies, dines on kittens, shit like that. Before long, Sciurusniger found another "To Doooo" and I had to leave...fk.
I had to make a fence. Now, if any of you have ever had to make a fence before, it's not an easy task. It requires an exorbitant amount of skill. Hours upon hours of making sure things were level, plumb and anesthetically pleasing to the eye. I succeeded in the task with minimal injuries; one splinter in my right middle finger yet it still works, and an unfortunate incident with a duck. The duck is ok. I have no fkn clue how Mr. Duck got into the backyard, but a section of 2x4 was "accidently" loosed following a fit of splinter rage and ended up beaning poor said duck in the forehead.
So anyway, I smudged that off the list and came back inside, bleeding from the splinter and with a comatose duck in my arms.
Where'd you get the duck?
Backyard
Nice Duck
Dead Duck me thinks
Well, let me look at the poor lit.......
Well, at the second syllable of little, Donald decided to return to life and began thrashing me upon the chest, moving quickly down to my mid-section. Now, I love the show Sopranos, but I never imagined I'd become one.
GET THE DUCK!!!
NO WAY! IT'S YOUR DUCK!!
GEEET THE DuuuHHHKKK!!!
Well, Mr Duck made his escape as I launched myself outside through the just-installed screen door (without opening it by the way), duck still attached to my mid-section, beating the fkng tar outta my fur-faced chicken.
So duck gained it's freedom back, I lost a screen door and the glass door it replaced was shattered during my high-pitched scuffle. Vienna Boys Choir, look out.
So, I came back and lookie there, the I HATE PMF blog was still up, claiming I'd said this and I said that and demanding I apologize. Yeah right, apologize for what, Einstein? It seems some people on here think I called someone a 2-bit whore. Oh, really? And then another windowlicker, no doubt a retard that was kicked off MD a few days ago and skillfully came back under a new name (LOL) claims that I have visited other sites trolling and basically causing all sorts of strife. Really? Why, my lord....
First of all, I didn't call anyone anything. The OP claims I deleted comments on my blog; REALLY? His claim, no doubt fueled by his inability to stay off the computer for more than 5 minutes during the day, is that I called some Clampett a 2-bit whore.
Might I suggest you INFORMED bloggers read this? Integrity Issue....You want drama? On Page 7, 10th comment, the OP states that the thread was NOT about me, PMF, but someone else (whose blog disappeared). Of course, he whines about me and my ability to play his ass like a marionette, but the fact is, well, you read it. Note, if you will, the forum participants quickly noticed how "nice" the OP and his half-witted mate were.
 Can you argue an admission from the tard that started this whole "He said, she's a 2-bit whore?"...some probably will...retards.
Now, on the claim of my going to other websites and leaving comments: Come up with some evidence, seriously. I have never, ever gone anywhere and posted anything at any time except for here. Why would I? Honestly folks, I don't care all that much. I'm just here to point out the obvious. It keeps the retards honest.
And you wonder why I have so much fun on this site. It's because of you. YOU give me the material. The last day or so has convinced me that stupidity reigns here. With the exception of those that can spot a lie, the rest of you go along with a "yup yup..errgork..yup yup" without even THINKING that some people on here have ulterior motives.
Folks, intelligent and stoopid alike, I'm not going anywhere. Others are though, say goodbye to them. I'm sure excuses and more lies will accompany this revelation, that's fine with me. If I cared what you thought of me and Sciurusniger, I might get all pissy and shit, but I don't. This is just a public service announcement. People lie, folks, right to your faces and never even blink.
Apology my ass....
You're stuck with me, ain't you lucky.
And remember, who loves you?
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canadianbbw
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Jul 29 @ 9:21AM
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This 2-bit whore business is ridiculous and very very old.
There are some unwell people who apparently refuse to let any real, or perceived slights go, and behave as if it's their life's mission to stir up trouble.
The claims about visiting other sites and trolling refer to another member here,
the so-called loser this complete moron decided to reference in his/her/whatever's handle.
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Jul 29 @ 9:34AM
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Very well said..Mr PMF 
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Johnny1951
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Jul 29 @ 9:35AM
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As always Pull your blogs are terrific...
Oh I think that person was blogging about me...Funny how they claim they are being followed and yet then come back here after being booted off and start crying about how they are picked on...
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oceanlover734
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Jul 29 @ 9:48AM
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Well I myself layed in bed sick all day yesterday and from time to time read the blogs even the fcked up ones where you were mentioned over and over and over,  . I never commented as I watch how people react and believe every friggin word they read,WTF people! It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see who all is in here CONSTANTLY stirring chit,geeze. Anywho thanks for the fun read this a.m. and I sure am glad you have cooth
A Scottish coloquilism, meaning to be polite or well mannered.
Mainly used as sarcasm.
And by yer granny.
You; thats a pure piss on yer sandwhich, that is!
Me; yer so cooth aint ye?
you; ...aye
I much rather hear about you and all them damn ducks and fences and such than your sex life with lovely lady Sci that sooooooooo many are jealous of  . Have fun today and now I've added my 2 cents to this crap. You know I think your cool  .
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graywolf
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Jul 29 @ 10:09AM
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Well said PMF...  Let's all forget about the past and move on to today and look forward to maybe seeing tomorrow..... 
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EternalFlame
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Jul 29 @ 10:39AM
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Thank you, PMF, for directing me to that thread...I'm all here at some of the comments I'm reading.
Oh, and you get a kudo
I must say, tho....I'm VERY glad I was out of town last week. I have a very low tolerance for stupidity and I can see it was running rampant while I was away 
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atropos319
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Jul 29 @ 10:41AM
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Home schooling vocabulary words for the day:
Context
Imply
Infer
When you read a blog in which the author criticizes or simply mentions certain generalized groups of people, and you then choose to leave a comment implying that you have inferred his criticism applies to you, you and you alone have just applied it to yourself.
Sometimes I swear. Do I think the author was calling me a two-bit street whore, crack addict, or denture wearing double-wide living woman? No. Why? Because within the context of the sentence and paragraph, I read no words or phrases that directly or with implication referenced me individually.
Besides, I live in a single-wide. 
Do I think this comment will fix the problem? No. Do I think the author needs my defense? No. Once again, I'm just tired of this misinterpretation doo-doo.
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daisy315
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Jul 29 @ 11:06AM
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OMG!.. yer killin me here PMF.. I done told ya once I was on my third keyboard having permanently petrified the previous 2 with Mt Dew because of your blogs..  Now you know I'm poor white unemployed trailer trash and can't just skip down to Circuit City and get another one.. Maybe Good Will will have one
Keep Blogging baby.. you and your woman are the only thing that keeps me going (most of the time ) anywho...I probably shoulda warned ya that ducks like to play dead sometimes.. and they can leave some hellacious hickies on yer feet if'n you don't have yer feet covered.. and they love Sunny D on their kibble.. and if ya don't keep them wet, they will sink like a rock.... ever had to go diving for a duck?.. I have.. who fkn knew they would sink?  And protect yer shoelaces at all times... ya hear me?
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BandTMom
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Jul 29 @ 11:34AM
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Well said my friend. You and Sci are part of the glue that holds this place together.
I could post a link to the blogtard's "Introduction" thread on the forums, but I won't. 
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redtigr
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Jul 29 @ 11:50AM
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I find it amazing that so many people have all the time in the world to stir up trouble, do the bidding of "the banned", post blogs full of outright wrong information, make totally uninformed comments that do nothing more than agree with the misinformation of the blogger and just be looking for any excuse to find fault. Ridiculous plots and conspiratory theories abound - with false crusades pursuing false "truths", exaggerations, accusations and drama akin to the Perils of Pauline, complete with victimization of the true villain/s.
There are enough sour grapes being mashed hereabouts to put Ripple out of business - and I read a lot of reverse snobbery in the comments - so many green-eyed resentful people looking to cut others down to their size.
And yet....
If they're going to indulge in this crap, these same people cannot take a few minutes to look up old blogs or forum threads (which still exist) where the true nature of the exchange/s becomes obvious.
It is clear from reading one of the still existing blogs that the sentence being used to make the ridiculous accusation is a non-issue. Read it folks!! It's self-explanatory...
...unless, as has been stated, you are incapable of comprehending what you read.
'nuff said... get a life, blogtards, learn to think for yourselves....
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misschoos
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Jul 29 @ 12:35PM
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I just want to know what happened to the duck
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UnicornLover1962
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Jul 29 @ 1:07PM
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wtg my friend!
there are people who will be out there that relish dissent, strive for separation of the goats from the sheep, and then lead the sheep on a merry chase. examples?
here are a few:
hitler
kkk
the democrat/republican parties
stalin
the educational system
not everything is as it seems, and yet, some people believe that it is, and those that don't listen to them are out to screw the world.
i've learned to read and learn, and trust gut instinct. a person can say the sky is blue, but until i look out and see that, it could be cloudy for all i know. i will trust my own opinion.
you see, i prefer to be a goat, and go my own way.
you and sci are among some of my favorite people. i can always count on ya'll for a laugh, or a great thought process.
huggles
mel
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BandTMom
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Jul 29 @ 1:59PM
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Sorry...forgot the kudo. 
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beckyiv42000
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Jul 29 @ 2:48PM
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TFF PMf that poor damn duck...now get ta fixing that screen door and where yer done there Im sure Sci can find other things to keep you outta trouble.... btw I love your link points RIGHT to BND saying the thread wasnt about you .. um like DUH but I doubt others will be able to comprehend that .. anyways go get back to work who syas you get to play huh??
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jentoblues101
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Jul 29 @ 7:12PM
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Sometimes I read misschoos' comments and wish I could have said it instead....
I too am worried about the duck.
And--can I get more off topic?--
Tell Sci that every time I use the word "squirrelly" in my blogs I think of her and hope she isn't taking it personally....
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unionman154
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Jul 29 @ 8:37PM
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What redtigr said. I would be foolish to think I could state my thoughts any better.
Apology my ass....
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PullMyFinger
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Jul 30 @ 1:19AM
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Oh sure, I can see the care everyone feels for the duck, but no one...NO ONE is worried about my nether-regions...
Becky, the little munchkin asking for an apology can hardly reach the steering wheel or get on the rides at Disneyland...I can't take anything seriously coming from one of the lollipop kids....
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beckyiv42000
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Jul 30 @ 2:19AM
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well I thought SCI had control of your nether regions anyways sooooooooooo
and you sir need to get the F outta mah head now... the little man syndrome keeps popping up right and left here... they cannot control their real life so are trying to control cyber space
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beckyiv42000
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Jul 30 @ 2:22AM
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Oh btw the duck???? is one of my DUCKY MINIONS a highly trained martial artist akin to the blind kungfu master he was sent on a mission earlier in the week to go and create angst in the midwest and now has returned .... he keeps saying something about squirrels and nuts tho and he has this little smirk
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Tunes4u
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Jul 30 @ 11:49AM
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Just out of curiosity.....was the duck's name Howard, by any chance? I know a duck by that name who had lessons in self defense is all.....
One other question......how do you keep getting outta that cage? I guess when you built it, you incorporated an escape hatch of some sort. Pretty smart.
Oh wait...one last question, I promise.....Does Sci ever pull your finger really?
Actually....lets skip that question....I don't wanna know....
Sincerely,
Your favorite "Velveeta Eatin' Trailer Trash" buddy,
Tunes
Oh yeah....good one **
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misschoos
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Nov 13 @ 5:15PM
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Have you ever thought of writing poetry?
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EternalFlame
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May 13 @ 11:10AM
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I don't know, but for some reason I got the urge to necropost
necropost
In the context of the forums, the rootword of "necropost," which is "post," is most accurately defined as "a message published on a website." The prefix of the word, "necro-" most nearly means "dead." As such, the appropriate definition for a "necropost" (which can function as both a noun and a verb) would be "(v) the act of publishing a message on a website in a dead topic" or "(n) a message published on a website in a dead topic."
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