Read a profile on another site today, and it was your very stereotypical party girl that liked to ramble about wanting one lifestyle while only embracing another. Her bio pic had a picture of her and her best friend squeezing each other's breasts. In the bio itself she mentioned how she just wanted someone real and decent and nice that wouldn't break her heart. And finally, to officially make it the most ridiculous bio I've ever seen, her hobby was LAYING OUT.
What the hell is that supposed to mean? What kind of message does that send? I assume it's some sort of moronic sunbathing thing, only more obnoxious because they do it in their front lawn or at a campus.
"Hai guyz, lemme half-undress and lay out for you, and then later I'll put my mouth on anything that hones into my field of vision! Teehee!"
-_- Do people even think about the kind of people they want to meet with their bio? You've only got one mouth, it's hard to scream "I want a decent, moral guy" and "I like it when my bewbs pay for drinks" at the same time. Looking over my bio, I would assume that it attracts other jaded, cynical people. That's exactly what I want. The bio fits the expectations.
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enigmasrook
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Jul 29 @ 12:13PM
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LAYING OUT.
That's what I used to call tanning outside.....laying out in the sun. That may be what she meant. 
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johnnysacs
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Jul 29 @ 12:16PM
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oh my god! you are totally a dork! you don't understand what being hot and wanting true love is all about! your just jealous! 
yup seen that profile more than once,,look on the bright side,,in 20 years she will have 4 kids from 4 different guys and her looks will have faded so the last laugh will be on her:) allegedly,,,,,,,,,all supposition on my part:) 
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redtigr
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Jul 29 @ 12:20PM
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Funny and all-too sadly true...
If only we had the gift to see ourselves as others see us...
BTW... thought your profile very well done... Wish some men my age would write like that...
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diceknight
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Jul 29 @ 12:21PM
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Heh, actually, that does make me feel a lot better about people like that. I really can't wait until I see all the people I have such spite for broken by their moronic decisions. Not that I really have any room to talk, because it'll be approximately the same time I die of a massive cholesterol-induced coronary, but eh.
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Johnny1951
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Jul 29 @ 12:24PM
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Hve to just love those air heads huh?..
Hey anyone ever say you resembled Clark Kent on Superman?
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johnnysacs
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Jul 29 @ 12:26PM
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whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loser! your not even hot! i only care what hot people think because they is so much smaretr than people who are not hot duh!
ya know,,,it is to easy to pretend to be that dopey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,smart people can act stupid,,,but stupid people cannot act smart,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, perhaps:)
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Hansumm
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Jul 29 @ 1:08PM
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hi guys..and I mean hello, this blog got me grinining big.
Okay, in the past, I have been indeed guilty for going for hot and then asking questions later.
I was reminded of a very extremely attractve girl I was dated, (yes, and haven't you made mistakes too? :-)
Anyway...she no exaggerations, was like bo derek's better looking sister. The real stereo type drop dead blond bombshell with the big smile. Okay...now that i established why I went that way, here is more:
At the time she worked for the infomation office of a travel company and her job was to smile and greet people. It was a large corporation and was impressed that such a young girl had such a nice job with great income. however, one day she shared her secret goal in life
.....That was to become a cocktail waiteress and "LAYOUT" on the beach all day!
Well, to be honest, I couldn't imagine a better girl doing it, that is laying out on the beach. Still it told me that we were so far apart it was not even funny.
Just thought that was so de je vu in reading the blog topic. I had to share.
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a6stringrocks
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Jul 29 @ 1:37PM
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laying out,,,a great way to relax after hectic work days or weeks, a great way to have time to think about things going on, things to do, ect ect, a nice way to spend some time with someone and it doesnt cost anything, and its really good health wise for your body( helping to produce vitimins), taking away the casper the ghost look, and it just makes you feel better. its not all that bad
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LipGlossQueen9
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Jul 29 @ 2:11PM
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ew, tanning 
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johnnysacs
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Jul 29 @ 2:14PM
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and its really good health wise for your body
?????????????,,,,,,,Skin cancers are the fastest growing cancers in the United States, and in the USA represent the most commonly diagnosed malignancy, surpassing lung, breast, colorectal and prostate cancer. More than 1 million Americans will be diagnosed with skin cancer in 2007. [1]
yup sounds damn healthy
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brian50g
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Jul 29 @ 2:54PM
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who are you to judge or criticize another profile?
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diceknight
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Jul 29 @ 3:22PM
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Pretty sure I explained that in my blog, Sparky. My profile meets my expectations. That is, it's designed to attract the type of people I claim to meet. I don't profess around wanting to find someone of outstanding moral fibre while at the same time getting drunk every night and doing some "just friends" making out.
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LipGlossQueen9
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Jul 29 @ 3:24PM
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dice, though you wish to attract a certain type of person with your profile, you will attract all kinds...because most people don't read profiles. sad, but true.
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LGTEYES
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Jul 29 @ 3:59PM
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Young man I think your profile is delightful, and I think you're delightful as well. You will find a gal that will latch on to you and the 2 of you will spend the rest of your lives together. You seem to be more honest, straight forward and sincere then most men by age...best wishes to you  I know this comment was not in reference to the blog, but just had to say it..and I don't think you're dorky either, but I am. lol
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johnnysacs
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Jul 29 @ 5:21PM
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hey! i didn't call him a dork,,,that was my valley girl impression! but he knows that:)
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sktrbuggie
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Jul 29 @ 8:46PM
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I just had a flashback to high school! That's what all my friends did on the weekends, "laying out". I always thought it was so assanine to subject yourself to skin cancer. LOL That's just me though. I will never understand the importance of tanning.
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hikarichan
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Aug 15 @ 4:48PM
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I've seen quite a few of those on here.. the male version is shirtless with either a cowboy hat and/or beer in hand. Have to agree though, lots of hypocritical people out there.
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