san diego humor posted 7/31/2007 9:20:37 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke, san, diego, humor, socal

mojorisin

During the rainy season in San Diego the most common statement is "The people out here don't know how to drive in the rain!"

You have to specify what type of surfing you're doing.

It only rains after you wash your car.

A person hitting a palm tree with their car is also called a palm pilot.

You've only seen snowmobiles in movies.

A heavy jacket is a windbreaker with lining.

Dressing formal means wearing socks.

You use salt on food -not pavement.

A cold is contagious-not weather.

With the S.D.P.D., clubbing takes on a whole new meaning.

What are winter tires?

Drag races are held in Hillcrest.

The Over-the-Line tournament is a cultural event.

Winter is two and a half months of cloudy weather.

You never eat a hamburger at the Del Mar race track.

Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw are better known than the mayor.

There'a a lawyer on every corner (boy are the hookers mad!)

Visiting Tijuana makes you glad you live here.

You take out of state relatives to Roberto's for an exotic meal.

In the Navy, going for a cruise lasts six months.

Cell phones are the cause of area code confusion.

Someone gives you their pager, cell phone, home, voice mail, work numbers, and email address and you still can't reach the jerk!

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