allow me to use your misfortune to impeach your political stance * posted 8/30/2007 12:07:55 AM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke, ass, politics, stupid, dumb

mojorisin

i couldn't help but notice your broken arm. wow...ouch! that looks like it hurts. yeah. kind of like the way that bastard that you voted into office handles foreign affairs.

oh, i'm sorry. that was very rude. i should not have just blurted that out like that.

anyhow, how did you do it? you don't say. fell while getting off of the bus? hm, yeah...that must have really hurt. yeah, i felt like i was thrown under the bus by that same politician last year when i was doing my taxes. can you believe that not only do i pay over 30% of my income, i also have to pay for things i already own! yes! i'm taxed more than once!

no, don't walk away. i'm sorry. i don't know why i keep doing that.

yes, i'm sure it's sore. it will probably be that way for a while. i hope they gave you pain killers for that. of course thanks to your politician, you will probably have to pay more for your medication than had mine won.

bitter? no, i'm not bitter. i just can't believe that people actually voted for that buffoon.

i bet you were pretty embarrassed by your folly. people all looking and pointing, and wondering what it is that could have caused you to stumble so! well, to be honest i'm not a bit surprised. anyone who could vote the way you do would certainly have a hard time reading about, say, current events and drawing actual conclusions. talk about bone-headed! i'm surprised you didn't walk into a wall on your way here.

what do you mean i'm an ass? that must be the pain killers talking. if you had your wits about you, you'd know that i was merely stating the facts as i see them. then again, if you ever had a good wits about you you'd have voted for less of a dolt and more of a keen intellectual. at the very least a good businessman (or woman...hah! see how fair i am).

you seem to be raising your arm. are you motioning for me to sign your cast? oh, no...i see that you wish to beat me with it. ok, i'll stop.

speaking of buses, did you hear what they're going to do about public transportation?

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