problem? i ain't got a problem! * posted 9/4/2007 10:19:08 PM | 9 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke, kinda, sorta, addiction, md

mojorisin

i can stop with the matchdoctor any time i want! i don't need nobody to tell me when to get off the computer.

yes, of course i know what time it is. i got a handle on it. i'm just gonna post a couple things and i'll be done.

i just gotta read a couple more blogs and i'm done. for sure.

ok...jim has this contest thing going. hm...i can do better than that reply. wait, that one was pretty good. hm...ok. ok, now i just gotta..."i was at folsom pris..." hey! i was gonna say that! damn...i bet that one will win, too. i was totally gonna say that. f*cker. ok, no wait...i can do this. um..."betty crocker makes..." no, that's stupid. "attica!" no, that's stupid. "my mom says..." dammit. i'll have to come back to that one.

yesss! i'm getting off in a minute! geez. can i just have a minute to do this?

hm, misschoos has a new blog. what's she saying? hmm...well, i better look at some videos. bee gees? geez...who posted them? lol...oh, i like this one...

ok already! yeah, i know i was on late last night. no, i totally got a handle on it! last night was different. i was just bored. but tonight i'm just gonna do this one thing and i'm done.

hey, i like that song! oceaneyed...she has a few good videos over here. oh! i remember this song!

oh, oh...i haven't done a search in a while. it's probably just stupid anyway...i'll put in a search and...ok, let's do 50 miles. no, 100 miles! hehe...ok, who is 100 miles from me. oh, she's pretty cute...damn. gah! ok, i'll just save her to my favorites list and forget about it. "looking for guys..." geez, what a priss. none of this is me! that's it! i'm taking her off my list. well, ok...not now.

oh, she has this song, too! i better save her as a favorite.

heyyy...what a jip! this one says she's looking for "friendship" and she's in a relationship! wth joins a dating site and is just looking for friends?

hm, i haven't been to the forums in a while.

ok already! i said just a minute. well go to bed then. i ain't stopping you! i can get up on my own. i have a mother, thank you! geez...freaking finally.

ok, one more song. this is a good one...

oh, i know! "i escaped from alcatraz...now let me back in!" er...hers was better. eh, maybe i'll get a half point.

*yawn* i guess i better get off now. wait a sec...how did it get to be 3am?

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