Random Redneck Thoughts. A broken heart. posted 9/6/2007 8:37:45 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse

bluesouth

Hello all my redneck friends. I'm sorry to say that I have some bad news. Don't despair .... I'm holding back tears here. Wanna hand me another beer out of the fridge?

For those of you who don't know, I have fallen in love with Yin Lo Yung. She wrote to me a while back and said that I was the love of her life. Yes, ... she lives in China. She said she is educated, loves the arts, and has money. What more could a man want?

I was skeptical at first. So I went down to the local 7-11 fast food store and met with Ramone. Ramone is Indian and does not understand much english. He just sort of smiles and nods his head when I talk with him. I told Ramone my situatioin regarding Yin Lo Yung and he nodded his head and smiled. I knew I could count on his vote of convidence. I look as Ramone as sort of a poor mans Indian guru. Know whatta mean?

Yin Lo Young was wanting me to come visit her in China. Since I'm not a wealthy man I can not afford such a luxury. Then I emailed Yin Lo Young and told her about my unfortunate state of affairs. I asked if she would mail me the money to pay for the plane ticket and for me to purchase a passport. Strictly between us, I don't know if felons can get a passport. Can they?? Don't worry, I'm not a perv or anything like that. What happend was .... you know Harvey that works down at Easy Tow Wrecker service? Anyway, ... Harvey and I had a little extortion racket going and got caught. We only served two years.

Back to the story .... after I emailed Yin Lo Young and told her to send me the money I never heard from her again. I fear something terrible has happend to my dear Yin Lo Young. I fear the communist Chinese goverment has intercepted my email and abducted my dear Yin Lo Young. Hell, .... they might have thought I was some sort of spy sending secret codes and such!

It don't stop there friends. I had my eyes on a wedding ring for Yin Lo Young. It was a real nice one too! It was genuine artificial gold. Wal-mart was having a special on them. My friend Darlene who works there was gonna get it for me on her employee discount. To raise the money I sold my Dale Ernhart Jr. beer can collection to Freda who works down the road at the diner. Now I have lost Yin Lo Young and my Dale Ernhart Jr. beer can collection. Whats a man to do??

I don't mind telling you folks that I'm in dire straights here. I've even given serious thought to assembling the old pan head Harley that sits in my living room and selling it. Yes, .... I know it's a drastic move on my part.

Well friends, .... I must go for now. I'm at Harveys trailer and he wants to use the computer to look up some new porn sites that Ramone told him about.

Later my fellow rednecks ...... until next time!

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