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posted 9/12/2007 5:45:50 PM |
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  notboring

I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staff, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental officers who would be deeply concerned over their general's bowel movements or their colonel's piles: An army that would be shown for a modest fee on every fairground in the country.

The other would be the real one, composed entirely of young enthusiasts in camouflage uniforms, who would not be put on display, but from whom impossible efforts would be demanded and to whom all sorts of tricks would be taught. That's the army in which I should like fight.



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Comments:
DeeLaMarie

Sep 12 @ 6:08PM  
We already have that and its interesting that when many of these pseudo-concerned reporters travel to Iraq, seldom do they speak with our everyday soliders, unless its Christmas. They talk to the "important" people, the ones who stand back in the control booth and shine their stars. I believe the reporters are plum-ass afraid that given an open mike and a few moments these fine, brave VOLUNTEERS would pronounce their pride and hide their fear if only for the fact that Mom, Dad, Wife or Child may be watching.
SweetNapaGuy

Sep 24 @ 10:07AM  
You've got to be careful giving an open mike to random soldiers.

After WW2, a reporter interviewed a returning soldier.

Reporter: "So what is the first thing you're going to do when you get home?"

Soldier: "I'm going to f*ck my wife!"

Reporter (realizing that couldn't be published...): "And the second thing?"

Soldier: "I'm going to take off these G*d-damn boots!"

See? Gotta be careful around soldiers...
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