Any Hookers on Here? posted 9/13/2007 12:53:48 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: dating, girls, love

Gary51hwd

I was recently on one of those late night phone chat lines and was not surprized to find that 98 percent of the women on there were professional ladies. It's not uncommon to find a few working girls on any date site and I've heard there are even some on here, though I've never seen or been approached by any. And that's what's bothering me...In my experience a hooker is much like a cop, never around when you need one. Sure the yellow pages are full of them, just check under massage or escort. Federal Highway is about a mile from here but the girls out there look like refugees from "Night of the Living Dead". So I'm a little miffed that I haven't been at least felt out, if not felt up, by some online-love-lizard. What's this country coming to when a guy has to entitle his blog "Any Hookers on Here"?, to find out if there are any hookers on here? Ok, I'm missin' "King of the Hill" so I'll nip it at this. There's nothing more unattractive than a lazy, unmotivated, prostitute. Get those feet off the floor and into the air where they belong girlfriend! So how much ya gettin'?

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