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things to say when caught sleeping at your desk -

posted 9/18/2007 8:27:29 AM |
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  mojorisin

(yet another email forward)

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken."

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

1. "...in Jesus' name. Amen."

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Comments:
samurai27

Sep 18 @ 8:49AM  
Excellent my friend!

Are you at work practising these excuses right now?
Tell me which ones you get away with
Fender

Sep 18 @ 8:50AM  
I've never heard any of those, funny stuff
Kandykammy

Sep 18 @ 8:58AM  
I like the one Amen. I think that one might work.
Kat_luvr

Sep 18 @ 9:03AM  
mrbluefox

Sep 18 @ 12:04PM  
Well I got here as fast as I could.
sjdw44055

Sep 18 @ 10:27PM  
Trying hypnosis to quit smoking.....
Darn the narcolepsy.....
Who me? What are you talking about? (total denial)
ladykay488

Sep 19 @ 8:50AM  
Very funny!

I went to sleep one night while I was taking a college course. The funny thing about it was that I had my eyes open. I had a full time job, school, and getting ready for finals and had been burning the midnight oil. I was dead on my feet.
Everyone had a good laugh on that one.
JimNastics

Sep 19 @ 9:27AM  
"That's just the first of my two 15 minute snooze breaks. Hey, it's part of my benefits package. Check with personnel."
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