(yet another email forward)
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken."
2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
1. "...in Jesus' name. Amen."
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samurai27
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Sep 18 @ 8:49AM
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   Excellent my friend!
Are you at work practising these excuses right now? 
Tell me which ones you get away with 
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Fender
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Sep 18 @ 8:50AM
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I've never heard any of those, funny stuff
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Kandykammy
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Sep 18 @ 8:58AM
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I like the one Amen. I think that one might work.
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Kat_luvr
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Sep 18 @ 9:03AM
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mrbluefox
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Sep 18 @ 12:04PM
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Well I got here as fast as I could.
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sjdw44055
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Sep 18 @ 10:27PM
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 Trying hypnosis to quit smoking.....
Darn the narcolepsy.....
Who me? What are you talking about? (total denial)
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ladykay488
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Sep 19 @ 8:50AM
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Very funny! 
I went to sleep one night while I was taking a college course. The funny thing about it was that I had my eyes open. I had a full time job, school, and getting ready for finals and had been burning the midnight oil. I was dead on my feet.
Everyone had a good laugh on that one.
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JimNastics
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Sep 19 @ 9:27AM
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"That's just the first of my two 15 minute snooze breaks. Hey, it's part of my benefits package. Check with personnel."
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