11. No one steals your chair.
10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
7. With a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources.
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!"
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JimNastics

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Sep 19 @ 8:49AM
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Useful pointer for those presentations already built in.
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Hard2get13

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Sep 19 @ 8:52AM
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No doubts here with that dress code issue !
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samurai27

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Sep 19 @ 8:52AM
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Oh lordy!!! Where the 'ell did you find this!!! or did you make it up, you weirdo
Its just a shame the list is so small
Kudo of course You get 2 kudos if you can make them come to Match Dr naked
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Cynbaby

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Sep 19 @ 8:52AM
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Also keeps you from having to dig out that wedgie all day long Plus I no longer have to tell the guys that their fly is open and have to be mortified doing so
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ladykay488

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Sep 19 @ 9:01AM
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I am so out of here.
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samurai27

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Sep 19 @ 9:05AM
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Ladykay and her fantastic supply of pics again
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mojorisin

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Sep 19 @ 9:15AM
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rofl...i agree. that's great!
"where does she get those wonderful toys?"
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KUPUNA

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Sep 19 @ 9:18AM
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Kat_luvr

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Sep 19 @ 10:10AM
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..............and LadyKay?
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Angel1964

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Sep 19 @ 10:33AM
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That was funny.. Gave you a kudos
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Mellajenn

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Sep 24 @ 12:52PM
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Loved the humor....thanks! Lisa
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Hansumm

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Sep 24 @ 1:14PM
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Wow...hysterical....
Avoid spicy foods for lunch on those naked days if you have a leather chair, since folks might begin to wonder if a tuba music school might have leased the office next door.
kudo to ya...Nice way to start a monday morning with a good laugh
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