In a recent article by renowned psychiatrist, avid bass fisherman, and kennel owner, Dr. Cigman "Bubba" Roid, it was revealed that the long thought "Fairy Tale" of the princess kissing the frog was actually written by a cult!
This ancient deviant cult, known by their credo "Words In Mind, Manipulate Instances Now" or Wimmin, devised sly ways to educate their followers from an early age without fear of reprisal from the authorities!
The Princess & The Frog, says Bubba, is one of the most blatant attempts at controlling the world he has ever seen! He says that it teaches girls from an early age that they can start smooching up on a fella, and use sex to turn him into something he was never meant to be! He states that the whole story is very symbolic, and even the pictures in it have a deep dark meaning! Oh come on man, what girl in her right mind would be out there kissing a dang frog! Most girls won't even touch an old ugly dang frog, exclaimed Bubba in a recent press conference!
This is something that is undermining society, teaching that you don't have to wait for the man you want, you can just start whoopin all that mushy love stuff on him and he'll be whatever you want. Bubba also claims that Fredricks & Victorias are major supporters of Wimmin, and supply them with various tools to reach their objectives!
Dr. Roid told us that all of the $46 million grant he received from the government went into research, and the new 4 x 4 and bass boat were used in field studies on frogs!
In an unrelated story, husband of the renowned Sleeping Beauty, Prince Charming was arrested on charges of sexual misconduct! The charges stated he was caught fondling a Miss Snow White while she was in a drug induced sleep!
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