Well now, isn't this special.....
First off it is not wednesday
Second: why would you think I would want to go to bed with you, and then, maybe, if all goes well, we can have a long term relationship
Personally, I don't give a damn about your void of romance and intimacy.
Third: "asexual" WHATEVER!
Fourth: your ideal woman would live alone...I am sure, must be so you can scam her easier.
OH....I LOVE CATS....THEY LIVE IN MY HOUSE....IF I WERE SENDING YOU A LETTER BY REGULAR MAIL, I WOULD ADD LOTS OF CAT HAIR IN IT FOR YOU!
ONE MORE THOUGHT....YOU ARE REPORTED!....AND YOU ARE A WORM!
GOOD-BYE