This is something I posted on a site that didn't deserve me, or any of you either for that matter. I'm posting it here now as people keep asking me what I've been up to this whole time, partly. And partly because it was a really weird thing going on that night.
And yes, partly because there's a bunch of idiots claiming I was abusing the other members of that other site (instead of the real facts that it was my "friends" lover and friends attacking me). So, I want to show you the "abuse" I am guilty of.
myguniscute says:
Revelation in Miniature
That's right, a small scale version of the plagues in the book of Revelations being enacted in dramatic fashion .. .right here. . right now .. right in my bedroom....
First we were overrun by some kind of stinging, biting beetle (no, not Ringo .. two e's, no a) for hours. Which pointed out several areas where the walls need to be sealed better, so there's a silver lining for me, yes? Oh joy!
Then, the ants came in after the beetles (not Adam, just ants Do not scalp tickets to the Event!) and .. just when I thought I was through with the killing and clean up from that: here comes the scorpion.
Only saw one scorpion, mind, but that's plenty for any bedroom accessorizing need. Sprayed it with some Dawn dish soap (mildly diluted Dawn dish soap will take out or slow down most any type of bug that I met yet) and then hit it with the bottle a few times but it kept going. Crawled under my bed and disappeared. Don't know if it's dead or just likes my covers or what!
Needless to say, I'll be up a while!
Posted 32 days ago (18 July 2007 10:31)
and now that I've done that and because I am off work today and have no "friend" to hear from, I'm going to recreate the posted comments for you, as well.
Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)
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Sep 23 @ 12:39PM
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jbennison says:
Always pack
an iron. Anything with more legs than me gets it.....
Sounds like you have a few unwanted "guests" tough. Just remeber to check your slippers/shoes etc
jb
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Sep 23 @ 12:40PM
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GWEEV says:
Check out the window
It maybe all these woodland critters are running in the same direction, ie FIRE!!!!!
Sorry, probably not funny
Gweev
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Sep 23 @ 12:40PM
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myguniscute says:
Right Slippers and shoes : check!
It's the bed I'm worried about! 3:14 in the morning and no lack of trouble in sight.
LOL Gweev I'm in Arizona, in the desert Not much chance of a major conflageration
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Sep 23 @ 12:41PM
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canarlee says:
arizona????
im in new zealand!
on an english site too........
we are very international today arent we!!!!
oh and its 22:25 here in NZ
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Sep 23 @ 12:41PM
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GWEEV says:
Can't sleep?
Well, I would have made some comment about why you can't sleep, but I don't think I'd be getting much sleep if there was a scorpion under my bed!!!
I'd be rigging up a make-shift hammock lol.
Gweev
xxxxxx
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Sep 23 @ 12:42PM
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myguniscute says:
I'm International everyday
Regular bleeding coffee convention in my own head "Oi, aye, eh, errr.. wha?"
When I greet people I put up my hand with the palm out and say, for instance "Hola Daddy-San." and thereby offend the maximum number of persons allowed by law, all at once.
Right you are Gweev, except then the beetles would just eat it, or you, instead. The best bet for a good night's sleep is never, never move to Arizona. .. or read a Stephen King book. Which is also pretty sound advice for relaxing in a swimming pool.
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Sep 23 @ 12:43PM
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fastasf***123 says:
myguniscute
DONT LOOK UNDER THE BED.
COULD BE ANYTHING UNDER THERE?
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Sep 23 @ 12:44PM
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Kamchat says:
under the bed
.... probably just a few 'diamondbacks' or maybe a guy with a bag on his head ....with a chainsaw!
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Sep 23 @ 12:44PM
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myguniscute says:
lol lol lol
you feckers! It's 5 : AM It's time to risk certain death for a nap. The man under the bed better keep his chainsaw down to a dull roar if he knows what's good for him.
Unless he's Tim Curryesque and in a clown suit. .then he can do as he pleases.
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Sep 23 @ 12:45PM
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Kamchat says:
In a clown suit!
I can't think of anything more disturbing than waking up in the middle of the night to find a clown standing over you!!!
Clowns are evil .... their painted smiles just keep on grinning whilst they go to work on you ...... *shudder*
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Sep 23 @ 12:47PM
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MrMiller says:
Just for you two...
Look what I've found on my pc.....
Badge for Kam and Mygun
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Sep 23 @ 12:47PM
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fastasf***123 says:
One
thing worse than clowns.
Father xmas.
I'm only 6 whats a stranger going to come in my room for.
Didnt like xmas.
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Sep 23 @ 12:49PM
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Anonymous says:
mmm hmmmm
While they go to work on you, eh? I really didn't peg you as the type. lol
I like a good clown.. but I love a bad one!
(please note that I am the one that posted this. For some reason their mods couldn't keep their site together and it would suddenly flip you to anonymous posting without warning)
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Kat_luvr
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Sep 23 @ 12:49PM
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Don't Like Critters. 
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Sep 23 @ 12:49PM
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myguniscute says:
sweet
I'll take that as a promise!
I always loved that song.. it's so chock full of good ideas, if taken more euphamistically. Think I'll claim to have written it. Wonder if it'll turn out to be true??
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Sep 23 @ 12:50PM
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myguniscute says:
FAF.. hate to break it to you...
but if he was coming into your room, it wasn't Father Xmas It may have been Wicked Uncle Ernie though.
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Sep 23 @ 12:51PM
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fastasf***
... in fetching green hood,... tries to make a run for it
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Sep 23 @ 12:52PM
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Txbone says:
Nowt
Wrong with clowns!! I got that very clown tattooed across my back!! Guess we won't be spooning any time soon then Kam?? *sigh*
Posted 68 days ago (18 July 2007 15:03)
(one of the few proofs that he might have come close to noticing I was there and posting after he told me to be there for his sake!)
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Sep 23 @ 12:52PM
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Kamchat says:
Wicked Uncle Ernie
..... and he was coming to 'fiddle about ...fiddle all about'
Posted 68 days ago (18 July 2007 15:08)
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Sep 23 @ 12:53PM
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Kamchat says:
Mr Miller
Thanks for the badge .... but I'll stick with my gold one ta
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Sep 23 @ 12:54PM
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Myguniscute
Evilclownporn .... fun with party baloons ...
Attached images:
*ahem* I am NOT going to show you those images as I'd probably get banned from this site for doing so. They were of clowns and rather pornographic, though.
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Sep 23 @ 12:55PM
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Txbone says:
Hahahahaha
Damnit you found my birthday party pics!!
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Sep 23 @ 12:56PM
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myguniscute says:
You know ..
It sounds so much better than it looks
I like my clowns better showered than that, thank you!
Posted 68 days ago (18 July 2007 16:17)
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Sep 23 @ 12:58PM
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myguniscute says:
okay, that's it ...
I'm heading over .. bare your clowns and keep your mouth shut.
err.. no wait .. back to the badge .. hmmm mmmm mmmm
Posted 68 days ago (18 July 2007 16:26)
(and there is the set up .. where we had been talking about meeting and I make a semi-joke about doing so online and he didn't say a damned thing. So I'm thinking if you are planning to meet someone and they don't publicly acknowledge it, under those sort of circumstances then you should immediately drop them from your lives as they are probably buying curry for a lying bitch who will proceed to make your life a living hell. At least, that's my experience! lol)
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Sep 23 @ 12:59PM
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Kamchat says:
Tx
'I got that very clown tattooed across my back!! Guess we won't be spooning any time soon then Kam?? *sigh* '
Damn right! Lol! ... with or without the clown tattoos!
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Sep 23 @ 12:59PM
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Kamchat says:
mygun
Lol!
Sex with clowns .... it doesn't even sound good!
I imagine they would be going 'honk honk weeeeez! ' throughout the performance!
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Sep 23 @ 1:00PM
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Txbone says:
*sigh*
You hurt without thinking!! No feelings some people!!
Posted 68 days ago (18 July 2007 17:23)
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Sep 23 @ 1:00PM
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Kamchat says:
Tx
Sorry, ...... maybe ..if you got a sex change..... and I was drunk ....... and single ....and .....
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Sep 23 @ 1:00PM
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Txbone says:
Hahahaha
and, and a,and and, stuff! Lol
Posted 68 days ago (18 July 2007 17:33)
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Sep 23 @ 1:01PM
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Kamchat says:
Mygun
You obviously have a taste for the slightly 'strange and disturbing' ..... which is kinda good ...... because before long you are going to encounter STS (not a disease ....but fellow forum member 'Shaun the sheep') on here.
Posted 68 days ago (18 July 2007 17:35)
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Sep 23 @ 1:01PM
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myguniscute says:
Kam
Spoken like a true hetero male Everyone else knows that already happens anyway! lol
Posted 68 days ago (18 July 2007 17:36)
(the clown honk honk squeeze stuff)
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Sep 23 @ 1:03PM
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myguniscute says:
If he disturbs me
I'll post pictures of Patty in retaliation: a disease Consider this a hostage situation and act accordingly
Tx will confirm threat level
Posted 68 days ago (18 July 2007 17:41)
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Sep 23 @ 1:03PM
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myguniscute says:
Skipped last chapter/went straight to hell
Now I'm terribly hot, wetted down, and wondering why in the world, if someone must crawl in and bite me all night long, it has to be that short and ugly!
Posted 68 days ago (18 July 2007 17:52)
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Sep 23 @ 1:04PM
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myguniscute says:
*sigh* indeed
Tx: *sigh* You hurt without thinking!! No feelings some people!!
Yeah, well, try being the chickie trying to score some clown sex and listening to the men argue over if they'll do each other or no.
I'm beginning to understand why those poor womens had to resort to balloons!
Posted 67 days ago (18 July 2007 18:40)
(the end .. and note: not one answer by him to my posts even when I directly said something to him. A very good sign that one should run, screaming, from the relationship. *sigh*)
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BrendaNoklahoma
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Sep 23 @ 2:35PM
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I think this is funny.  But if spiders are present as well  , please no invites to visit. 
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